porteneuve

@porteneuve@piaille.fr

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I code cool stuff and teach others to. Husband to @doudou80, dad of 2. Diver. Speaker, OSS contributor, MS MVP / RD. He/him.

Originally https://piaille.fr/@porteneuve on Twitter.

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porteneuve, to random French

Most unexpected, surprising, trippy and delightful place I've ever been to: La Porte Peinte in lovely Noyers-sur-Serein. Absolute experience. Heartily recommended.

porteneuve,

@nhoizey in-laws' house is in Charentenay, near Chablis/Chitry. Spent tons of time in Yonne. Hadn't been to Noyers myself yet tho.

porteneuve, to random French

Test d'utilité publique ! Évidemment les grands gagnants ne sont pas du tout ceux qu'on croit !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUQfMTSzeI4

porteneuve, to programming French

Je publie enfin un qui traînait dans un tiroir depuis avril sur la manip des URL et query strings en moderne avec et . Comme toujours, plein de petites pépites cachées dans l'API…

https://delicious-insights.com/fr/articles-et-tutos/url-search-params/

porteneuve, to random French

Donc Paul Pogba, en attente de contre-expertise sur son dopage, a joué seulement 161' la saison dernière pour 8M€, soit 50K€/min. Lionel Messi, sur cette même saison, a coûté environ 10K€/min de jeu. Eh ben...

porteneuve,

@nhoizey y'a plein de variables, je crois que pour Pogba 8M€/saison c'est son fixe... ensuite tu as des gains par victoire selon le championnat, par bit marqué pour les attaquants, etc.

porteneuve,

@nhoizey accessoirement Messi a joué 4561' sur la saison en question

porteneuve, to random French

My 8yo boy's adorable girlfriend gave him a bag of nougats she had hand-decorated and turns out it's chock-full of sweet words and honest-to-god "I love you" and treebark-style "M + R = ❤️".

He's OVER THE MOON.

So he's basically 16 years ahead of his dad for this kind of stuff. 99% proud, 1% jealous 😅

porteneuve, to random French

I could watch Howl's Moving Castle.or Spirited Away every week. Judge me, I don't care. #ghibli

zachleat, to random
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A few weeks ago I asked y’all what blog posts were most influential to how you build for the web. I had a lot of fun building a little micro-site for these links and it’s now available:

https://esif.dev/

This site makes a great reading list (and has an RSS feed too) and uses @cloudcannon with @eleventy.

A full tutorial on how this site was made is available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXcxvBJuULU

porteneuve,

@zachleat @cloudcannon @eleventy the sheer volume of ALA articles is a testament to the impact they've had.

porteneuve, to random French

Grosse ambiance dans l'Yonne… 🤣

tzimmer_history, to random
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It’s quite terrifying how profoundly mindless these tech bro pseudo-prophets are - apparently incapable of understanding the world around them beyond the silliest level of superficiality, and yet enabled to have an outsized influence on the lives of future generations.

porteneuve,

@tzimmer_history it sort of makes sense that he's into Artificial intelligence.

glennf, to random
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This reminds me of when I was in the French countryside and asked my friends if a tip was “included” in the bill but used the French word “enculé” instead of “inclus.” https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/french-barbie-poster-going-viral-195052665.html?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAL4D_XDt33c8hu4RreS7UaU7D83HE65fL7dDiVHubsl0U7qzG4Y9knsxiA1b1FboTGZ6AcuSL47gQ_YWUDUpXqBi8YD54uTKIhWhBT6OQ-1iqP1mKMo1VQV4LIBnBsSQvJ3uELOV6XvU276tTmikBfhcdX2LwNjkQT_724l-uiTY

porteneuve,

@glennf gorgeous mishap. This from a Frenchman.

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