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Author for those who love to escape this world. The bizarre beckons me. I blame Oregon. Amateur astronomer, gardener, cancer survivor, and collector of stray cats.

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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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Another world seems to be within reach. What will you find at the sphere?

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There are plenty of aliens in the Backworlds series. More will be met in The Afterworlds. This is a Seuk. They caused some mischief before becoming almost extinct. Get in on the exclusive early release coming this July! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mpaxauthor/the-complete-backworld-series-exclusive-editions?ref=ec0nuk

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When does a joke become a “dad joke”?

When it becomes apparent

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him
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This alien has senses we don't. What's one of them?
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Finished the extra helping of The Afterworlds for the exclusive early edition. Starting final edits.

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Why is this your favorite view at the space colony?
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What is a solar panel's favorite breakfast?

Eggs. Sunny side up.

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Maybe the Moon is made of green cheese...
fun with filters...

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Why Is Elton John's solar farm the most productive in the world?

He Doesn’t Let The Sun Go Down
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What do you call a group of people discussing renewable energy?

A Solar Panel
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Got in some wordage on the / In 'The Afterworlds.' My heroes are getting ready for a confrontation with the Fo'wo's. I have an outline, but I'm bored, so am going off script. Why me? Why?

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What is the purpose of the hovering buildings?
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Why Was The Wind Turbine On The Ground?

Someone Knocked The Wind Out Of It

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At the space colony, a village of these alien folks live nearby. They're peaceful as long as they're entertained. It's your turn to entertain them. What will you do?
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