@lebronjames75@shitposter.world

lebronjames75

@lebronjames75@shitposter.world

just a petrified SPC account

extremist centrist
anarchoauthoritarian
deradicalized ecoterrorist
supporter of all big business family pop ups
low-brow intellectual
analog-digital technology hobbiyist
modern-day nu-retro conservatist
skinny american
violently aggressive peace advocate
proto-vegan (experimenting with introducing vegetable based ingredients into my diet)
resocialized asocial
secularly religious
humble narcissist
fantasy reality escapist
military man
homeboy wife
widowed bride
monophasic bipolar disorder haver

i like to post billy

if you like these crazy ass soviet depression movies, lebronjames is definitely for U

disclaimer: i am not the famous american sports athlete

everyone sees everything as black or white, but the world is only made out of shades of gray. sometimes its okay to commit war crimes.

:rats_r::rats_a::rats_t: of pure :ratjam:

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lebronjames75, to random
VD15, to random
@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world avatar
lebronjames75,

@nosleep @VD15 nothing like going from 30C outside, entering through 2 sliding doors into a 20C cooled hotel lobby, and getting hit in the face with a mike tyson knock out punch (smell of 50 different deodorants from rich people in suits)

lebronjames75, to random

found @lain 's previous hotel room he stayed at
(Previous hotel tv user's YouTube searches in pic)

lebronjames75, to random

Climbed on factory roof with maija and left our mark

video/mp4

lebronjames75, to random

Maija keeps making ghetto arrows and throwing them at me on a burnt rooftop

lebronjames75, to random

Sigma in the school in latvia

lebronjames75, to random

live feed of lebron amugos and trespassing

lebronjames75,

Dead amu go uos

lebronjames75, to random

Two years ago today i got to touch and rub machine girl's sweaty chest and arms
Feels like it was 30 years ago

lebronjames75,

@kaia homosexual nerd music (angry)

lebronjames75,

@kaia he was semi Italian (like maneskin lead singer-ish looking), long twirly Twink hair, lean muscle body, fish net shirt, taller than me by a bit

why, to random
@why@shitposter.world avatar

I regret to inform you that you accidentally travelled on the Illinois Tollway and have been charged $0.89 off your IPASS account.

lebronjames75,

@why latvian parking lot moment that gives you a parking fee starting at 60 second via automatic license plate detection

lebronjames75, to random

>spend 200million on AI training
>results recommend people to boil pasta in gasoline

moth_ball, to random
@moth_ball@shitposter.world avatar

Mom peeled me some pears so I ate them

lebronjames75,

@moth_ball peeled?
like skin off?

but the skin is the yumm part of the pear... ;_;

lebronjames75, to random

Gasoline syringe hooked up to live wires shanked straight into Elon musk's torso

lebronjames75, to random

honestly I've completely lost it
all my posts are gay now
I barely even post about my day now on fedi

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

what a week

lebronjames75,

@lain but captain, "it's vibe with me in the bed"-day

lebronjames75,

@moth_ball @lain uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont like where this is going

lebronjames75,

@pipivovott @lain @hj @moth_ball this is the worst sentence my eyes have glazed on this year

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st avatar

I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

  1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
  2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
  3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
  4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

  1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
  2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
  3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

  1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
  2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
  3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

  1. It's a seeded single elimination.
  2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
  3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
  4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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lebronjames75,

@mer @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @vaartis @f_o_u_r_t_y i nominate vaartis and mer

lebronjames75, to random

Why are posts from a bell'd account not notifying me

lebronjames75, to random

I live on Western Avenya , 69th house number apartment number :3

sampo, to random
@sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com avatar

mfw trying to sleep on my new 200€ pillow wide awake at 3am because no homies to tuck me in at night

lebronjames75,

@sampo should've bought me instead, I'm cheaper than your pillow, just ask shpuld

sun, to random
@sun@shitposter.world avatar

I think breeding fetish is a real thing but I won’t get specific

lebronjames75,

@Leyonhjelm @sun NOT HOW IT WORKS

lebronjames75,

@sun im feeling certain keywords here that i cannot say out loud,, related to your keywords

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