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kwantumkraut

@kwantumkraut@corteximplant.com

❯ All-around nerd
❯ Loves to help making amazing software
❯ Can be excited about almost everything
❯ Current focus: Synth experiments & checking out what the SDR has to offer
❯ To be updated ⋯

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kaiserkiwi, to random
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»Many sins of today's tech world tend to be attributed to the Agile Manifesto. A neverending stream of patches indicates that quality might not be what it once was, and code turning up in an unfinished or ill-considered state have all been attributed to Agile practices.«

Study finds 268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects
https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/05/agile_failure_rates/

No Way Wow GIF

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Also https://tonsky.me/blog/disenchantment/

revengeday, to random
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The Crocs with lights stay on during sex, okay!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday I hope those are glow in the dark too!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday The lights ok.

https://www.crocs.com/c/collections/glow-in-the-dark
WHY JUST FOR KIDS?

kaiserkiwi, to random
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The birthday present for my mum just arrived.

Now I want to have this too. 😅

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Is it a sign for another coffee when I thought is a rug for the hallway until I saw the dimensions? :D

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Can’t argue with this logic.

revengeday, to random
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Hey you sweet little fedi ppl! :neocat_pat_googly:

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday :uwureverse:

kaiserkiwi, to random
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That's satire right?
https://partyon.xyz/@nullagent/112509065545491509

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi I feel like this has been a Simpsons / Futurama / South Park sketch at some point

revengeday, to random
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If you recently purchased something from my Ko-fi shop and have been waiting for your shipment for longer than 30 days, please contact me via DM (with your Ko-fi handle and your Order ID). Deutsche Post has lost an entire batch of shipments and I am currently "happily" filling out the loss reports 🎉​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday The German postal system is like the German Internet, lots of lost packages

#BaDumTssss

revengeday, to random
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Yo chooms, you only have a few hours left to vote in this year's Fedivision! For example, for me, ha! https://fedivision.party/#CYBE

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday ImDoingMyPart.salute

kwantumkraut, to cyberpunk
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Any cool out there? I remember back in the days the ravers had funky ones, and some industrial / goths as well. Wondering if they’re still available. https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray/112468413093457003

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi What I found so far is that cotton / linen would be best suited for the hot weather. So far I didn’t find any which wasn’t overly gaudy (tons of straps etc., if I want a functional one) but I’ll have some time at hands this week.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi EMP is still around ????

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi A true blast from the past :D

I came across the term “Utility Kilt” and I think that’s a good description of what I would wear.
This one has a good amount of storage, plus some D-rings if more is needed. Material looks good too (didn’t know what cotton drill is: https://brydenapparel.com/drill-fabric/):

https://www.damnnearkiltem.com/products/stowaway-black

But they don’t deliver to EU, can only get them via Amazon. Also 120 Euros is currently out of my league.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Wish me luck. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Thanks for testing captain!

kaiserkiwi, to microsoft
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Are you fucking kidding me #Microsoft?

Closing Tango and Arkane, two of your most impressive studios and a few weeks later you open a fucking new studio?

I'm so extremely disappointed by Microsoft lately. That damages my relationship with #Xbox so much…

#Gaming
https://www.eurogamer.net/activision-opens-polish-studio-to-develop-narrative-based-and-genre-defining-aaa-franchise

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi See, the main work is happening in cheap Poland with “additional resources” in the US (i.e. the ones raking in the money)

revengeday, to random
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Renovating in the apartment. There is dust everywhere :moodface:​

Dustses.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday All the dust gone? Suckses!

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I really wish @IceCubesApp would remember my position in the notifications tab. It's so much better than Ivory in many aspects now but this basic feature still doesn't work. 😕

kwantumkraut,
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@chaotin @kaiserkiwi Try out @MonaApp if you haven’t which does both :)

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @chaotin @MonaApp Are we talking about something different maybe?

  • I go to all notifications and scroll to any notification
  • I switch to the mentions and scroll down a few, too
  • I switch between other tabs on the side bar, but when I go back to the notifications both tabs are still at the same position

If the app is closed, the position is lost, that’s true if this is your point.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi @chaotin @MonaApp Ah there we go, that makes sense. That’ll be problematic for popular accounts I can imagine that.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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🍜🌶️

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Ja, das hätte ich jetzt auch gerne.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Suddenly cake. 🤤

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi That’s what’s left I assume?

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi I think I shall go an procure pudding core now.

revengeday, to random
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After creating @sakurasneeze, I am now considering creating a weather bot as well :neocat_think_googly:​

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @sakurasneeze You should do solar flare warnings so we know if our chrome gonna get fried :D

kaiserkiwi, to gaming
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news are exhausting these days.

  • Cool studio is closed
  • Layoffs
  • Cool game is cancelled
  • Layoffs
  • Another cool studio is closed
  • Layoffs
  • Microsoft buys another cool studio and closes it
  • Layoffs
kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi It’s crazy. And not like they don’t make money, greed fucks everything up.

revengeday, to random
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I am awake.
Send coffee!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Well here’s a triple espresso to get your battery charged enough to polter down the stairs and start the machinery up

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