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iCaspar

@iCaspar@phpc.social

Software Engineer. Tech Lead. Not a guru of anything. PHP Junkie.

I play #EveOnline when I get the chance. Find me in game as Casparius.

Also: Dad things, husband things, "Renegade Baptist" things.

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sarah, to random
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iCaspar,
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@sarah Thanks for this. Any info about who is behind this? Is it you? I don't see an about link anywhere. ;)

iCaspar,
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@sarah 👍

iCaspar, to random
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I started a little code Kata yesterday: Yahtzee in PHP. Admittedly, it's trivia, but what else to do on a rainy day while avoiding housework?
https://github.com/iCaspar/yahtzee

iCaspar,
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The implementation of the Small and Large Straights bothers me tho. I think there must be a way to do it without sorting.
https://github.com/iCaspar/yahtzee/blob/trunk/src/Domain/ScoreCard/SmallStraight.php

iCaspar, to random
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Why does the check take 30 minutes you ask?

Because somehow we have a testsuite that is mostly Laravel feature tests that interact with the database for every damn test and of course it all runs every time with coverage enabled. So... yeah, 30 mins per.

iCaspar, to random
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Running 4 stupid simple PRs through a merge pipeline that takes 30 min to complete. After number 1 completes, have to merge main into branch for number 2 and re-run the 30 minute thing. So in all, 5 minutes to do the thing, 120 minutes to get it all merged in. Yay!

heiglandreas, to random
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@phpday travel-curse is hitting hard. DB managed to get 40 minutes delay between Frankfurt Main Station and Frankfurt Airport.

For the non-locals: Frankfurt Airport is not even on the route from Frankfurt to Verona....

😂

Luckily I have plenty of time planned in. Looks like that was a good idea...

Sänk ju for träwelling wis Deutsche Bahn

iCaspar,
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@heiglandreas kinda like a waterfall shop measuring dev productivity using velocity, I expect.

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