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Blind woman crawling in the roots of the forest

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It's hard when your friends are in love with you because no matter how chill they are with it there's still that invisible tension where they wish you could be more for them

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@meso The reason a female Jesus has never existed is because so many people would fall in love with her that she'd be too busy to lead any religious movements (this is my fate)

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@gabriel @meso Good point, maybe Mary Magdalene warded them all off

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A bunny lives in my back yard, he's very bashful, what should I call him

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okay fedi, it's time we create our own techno apocalyptic cult!

the perks for you:

  • the Mistress noticed your efforts :SoraWow:
  • a direction / purpose in life
  • working closely with other nice folks
  • a cult-mandated gf/bf/nbfren

the downsides:

  • strong hierarchical system where you cannot reach the top
  • you will be exploited to heck
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@kaia Yeah sure why not it'll be a fun adventure

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This avatar makes me want to say slurs because I feel like this cat would say slurs

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@kroner No, I will not allow a mere avatar to control my brain.

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I'm kinda like the Moses of trans women if you think about it

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@nyx You were found floating in a river?

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I am so tired, but I still have a bunch of stuff to do. I am going to fucking die lads. Let's fucking go. Casting 「SECOND WIND」fuck the haters and fuck the police

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@Leaflord GOOD LUCK BRAVE WARRIOR :hug:

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I will single handedly destroy therapy culture and therapy speak and save 50% of the human race

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@Arcana NO

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Why do horny people think they need to share that with the world

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I feel like women's fashion is a Madonna-Whore complex playing out on a global scale

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@allison Gay men think "Yea I'd love to show everyone my asshole at a night out on the town," and then design clothes around that premise (All designers are gay men {I am homophobic[towards men]})

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@allison We must retvrn to tradition

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Reply to this post and I'll tell you the texture of your posts

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@kaia strawberry cake but it’s purple for some reason

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My brother keeps dating women with tons of botox and plastic surgery and veneers and filler and acrylics and microbladed brows who talk like they were raised in an HR department orphanage and I always feel like a druid found in a hole in the ground around them

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@Leaflord My bad I'll stop being so catty

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@Leaflord I escaped the CIA catgirl facility so that I could drink hot chocolate

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It seems everything is coming to a head at the end of February.

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Celtic culture is a British guy takes over the entire old world with 700 men because he doesn't want to pay taxes. English culture is that very British guy gets told by an old cambion druid that his kingdom will inevitably fall to horrible ruin. And French culture is that British man's wife cheating on him with a Frenchman that's more handsome and chivalrous and better at fighting.

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Would you still love me if I were a pig (not muddy not a cannibal just a normal pig)

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@lunarised I'm sorry I've never read Orwell 😭

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