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hanakogames

@hanakogames@mastodon.gamedev.place

Hanako Games - Indie developer, you probably know me from Long Live the Queen or Magical Diary.

Also geeky fangirl, somewhat bent (or is that twisted?)

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hanakogames, to random
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at what point does the list of long-defunct sites stored in my ws_ftp become a historical record

at least one of which was probably a ratio FTP video trader back in the day...

hanakogames, to random
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A male protagonist running an amusement park in order to bang demon girls is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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(auto-translation of a review)

"The design is so messed up and I don’t even know what the mission is. It’s so much worse than the previous generation where I could touch my breasts. I think the content of the mini-game is too stupid."

hanakogames, to random
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Playing tennis with light is not yuri #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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I'm sorry I'm just not willing to pay £2.50 for a single funsize snickers bar.

hanakogames, to random
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someone signed up to my patreon and almost immediately canceled, which is fine whatever, but I got notified that there were Community Messages and then when i click over to try and read them there's nothing, so maybe that gets deleted if you quit your membership? idk all I know is if you were trying to send me a message taht was not the way to do it!

hanakogames, to random
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"Should you need to return something, please .

We hope you love your items!"

... that's literally it that's all it says, please and a space and end of sentence.

hanakogames, to random
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today is REALLY STRESSFUL good grief

hanakogames, to random
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King Kong fighting a dinosaur is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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"Hi, could you share our game to your curotor page?"

it's not yuri. so no. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Fluffy aliens climbing ladders is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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A tower defense game where a schoolboy imagines historical battles is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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contemplating the ridiculousness of an otome game where all the boys are based on my own fictional crushes, who VERY MUCH do not fit into the same universe.

in this corner, a century-old vampire who's murdered his way around the globe!

in this corner, a mystical knight who's been tortured by a shadowy religious institution!

in this corner, a sad teenage boy who likes to draw girls with big tits!

in this corner... a turtle???

hanakogames,
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@scottmichaud Well if I pointed out that he's a ninja turtle, three of them can still manage to fit into the same dramatic story well enough, but the soft teenage boy whose response to a fight is to curl up into a ball is going to have a problem with this plot.

hanakogames, to random
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"Please give it a try, iv had crashes and trophy's killing the games review and fixed both of them."

It's not yuri. Make a better game. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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Your horny landlord game not only features a male protagonist banging women but is over a year old so I'm not sure what it's suddenly doing in my inbox. #CurationWoes

(Technically there are some lesbian scenes. It's still not yuri.)

hanakogames, to random
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RESCUING TRUMP IS NOT YURI #CurationWoes

hanakogames, to random
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This is the face you choose to advertise your game with?

hanakogames, to random
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A woman being stalked through a mental hospital by a man does not sound yuri.

hanakogames, to random
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so apparently IGN bought RPS and literally immediately gutted it, or something? idk my gossip sources are more limited since i've not been on twitter lately

hanakogames, to random
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a) I know exactly how much traffic a HIGH follower curator drives

b) Your curator has FIVE followers. F I V E.

c) Your reviews are in Russian

No, I am not giving you a free key!

CarlMuckenhoupt, to random
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It's always weird and a little insulting to me to hear people making the "It was a different time" excuse for things that happened in my lifetime.

hanakogames,
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@CarlMuckenhoupt To me it kinda depends on what we're talking about. Some things have changed a lot since the 80s and 90s (which is as far back as I can remember).

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Running a sweatshop is not yuri.

hanakogames, to random
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colored hexes are not yuri

hanakogames, to random
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when my university mails me alumni benefits and offers to help me 'plan for hospitalisation' it sounds like a threat

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