claytoncubitt

claytoncubitt, 11 days ago to random

I’m infatuated with the concept of tiny tiny horses. The size of cats. But proportional like a full-sized horse. I fantasize about a tiny herd of them galloping down my hall. Imagine the little clipclop of their microhooves! The tiny neighs! I’d feed them trimmed baby carrots. I wonder if they could be house trained?

claytoncubitt, 12 days ago to random

Haha living off the proceeds of "Imagine" and decrying wokism [sic]. Son, wokeism bought your penthouse!

claytoncubitt, 19 days ago to random

Shaken Etch A Sketch brain ass thought

claytoncubitt, 22 days ago to random

ai bros really seem to have a sociopathic inability to understand the concept of consent

claytoncubitt, 24 days ago to random

I love sea turtles when they're resting but judgmental

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claytoncubitt, 26 days ago to random

Good morning friends

claytoncubitt, 27 days ago to random

We were told it was our voracious greed for endless shrimp that killed Red Lobster, but it turns out it was actually... drumroll... private equity douchebags. (Again)
https://www.businessinsider.com/red-lobster-endless-shrimp-bankruptcy-private-equity-debt-real-estate-2024-5

claytoncubitt, 28 days ago to random

Photon bikini, 2007

claytoncubitt, 28 days ago to random

Any time it feels difficult to do the right thing, to do the moral thing, that's a moment when you can spiritually measure the toxicity of the society you're embedded in. A healthy society would and should make it painless to be good and to speak truth.

claytoncubitt, 30 days ago to random

My mom! I don't know how anyone expects me to keep it less than 💯 after being raised by this woman!