calculsoberic

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

Someone had a link to Reddit alternatives earlier today and I can't find it...does anyone have the link to that post?? Thank you 😸 (it's something else I'm researching)

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

Speaking of cars, my car is running again today! I know a lot of people on here hate cars, but at present, I find it a little difficult to get around my city without one. If it were a lot more bike-friendly, I would gladly do that instead! (They're improving at least.)

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

It looks like the job that I "interviewed" for is some kind of scam, unfortunately. I told them I found a better offer! :bloblaugh: No harm, no foul.

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

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calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

At my Buddhist meeting I just said "OK, I'm nonbinary. I'm coming out" 😄😁 And they loved it

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

The mathematician takes the ball, measures its diameter, then calculates the volume. The physicist submerges the ball in water and measures the amount of water displaced. The engineer twists and turns the ball, looking for the model number.

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

I sent in my "virtual interview questions" to one of the jobs that was interested in me! 🤞 Let's see what happens.

calculsoberic, 11 months ago to random

I think I'll have beyond borgars for dinner

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

This person I talked to online the other day was like, "Oh, you're brave for taking public transit," and I am so tempted to mess with them somehow because her views are so racist and xenophobic

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

https://secretdark2.wordpress.com/2023/06/15/what-are-some-privacy-friendly-search-engines/

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

:bing: how can i shift earth's axis back

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

I searched for "bogos binted" on @Mojeek

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

Well, I didn't win Dictionary.com's Dad Joke Contest, but no big deal. The winning joke was:

"Why did the dictionary cross the road?
To visit its grammar."

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

I had a spider the size of three chihuahuas in my bedroom

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

If you can beat the bosses in Touhou, you can dodge rain

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

:banhammer: 🤖

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

:bing: are lasagna hot pockets a thing?

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

:bing: how do i get on dark fedi

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

thank you for 800 butts :nkoButtWoozy:

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

My work computer, which uses Windows, just did this weird thing - it deleted a large folder which had important files in it, and I don't recall hitting the delete button, unless I hit it with my arm by accident...?? I was able to restore the files, but I'm a little confused as to how it happened. Maybe it's become sentient and wants to mess with me.

calculsoberic, 1 year ago to random

@madargon did you like how the article came out?