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bitprophet, to random
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Wasps:

  • smart enough to get inside my screen window
  • too dumb to get back out of my screen window

😩

naturally it's the kind of screen window you can't open from the outside, either!

bitprophet, to random
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Had to double-check that this wasn't @NanoRaptor 😂
https://mstdn.social/@kingu/112582247915762716

bitprophet, to random
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Why we’re basically fucked without massive political upheaval: capitalism will always consider climate-related goals a “nice to have” in comparison to chasing the almighty profits.
https://mastodon.nl/@digiconomist/112587596011291080

bitprophet, to random
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bitprophet, to random
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Happy weekend!

Ah, time to get a bunch of personal stuff done that I've been putting off now that I work during the week again. My todo list is so huge 😭

promptly launches Steam, playes Hades for the next 48 hours

bitprophet,
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That last is doubly a joke, btw, my RSI budget totally doesn't have room for that much contiguous gaming time 😭

bitprophet, to random
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Ask an innocuous if oddball question on Slack, a few days later some poor fella who knew a few things is now dealing with the HN commentariat. Sorry buddy 😩

danderson,
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@bitprophet Big of you to credit me with knowing things! However I regret to inform you that looking things up and reporting on them is clickbait now

bitprophet,
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@danderson you knew where to look them up & had enough context to perform analysis, I think those both count! 😂

bitprophet, to random
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It was somewhere around reading and writing the string “WebAclRuleStatementManagedRuleGroupStatementScopeDownStatementByteMatchStatementArgs” that my steadfast desire to avoid writing HCL at all costs, began to break down.

Thankfully, my gut instinct that "surely you can just stuff some fucking dict()s in here instead, so it looks way more like native AWS JSON” is panning out, which has – so far – saved me from immediately throwing #Pulumi in the trash.

hynek,
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@bitprophet Argentinian Cab Sav at a Brazilian beach 🫡

bitprophet,
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@hynek 🫡

bitprophet, (edited ) to random
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Technical blog post.

First sentence: "At time of writing, $technology is the new kid on the block."

There are no dates anywhere on the page. Not just hidden somewhere, or on hover, or in the URL. I checked the source. They do not exist.

TABLE. FLIP!!!!

bitprophet, to random
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Need a flat, 2-inch-tall, narrowish (for the domain) footrest 🫠

My Humanscale FR300 is well made, but still fucks up my posture & makes my chair creep backwards.

Naturally, nobody makes this sort of thing (he said confidently, hoping to be disproved, hint, hint).

I'd probably find it easier to order some extra-short desk legs to replace my too-tall-at-minimum-height sit-stand motorized ones. Which is my fallback plan.

(Or comedy 3D print + glue + rubber feet, option?)

katanova,
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@bitprophet
Or install recesses in the floor for your table legs.

bitprophet, to random
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Who would win?

OVERREACTING NETIZENS

vs

ANNOYINGLY BROADLY-STATED EULA BOILERPLATE

bitprophet, to random
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I guess I'm old/crotchety enough that anytime some system's docs are all

“so <our software> has <property>, much like <existing other class of software>”

my instant knee-jerk response is

"but you didn't actually /use/ an <existing other class of software>, did you? DID YOU??? NO! YOU JUST WROTE YOUR OWN SHITTY ONE INSTEAD!”

Tonight's: “alright, so our IaC tool takes frequent state snapshots, just like a database!”

ah, so to set this up I can aim it at Postgres, yea? … nah? nah. I see.

bitprophet, to random
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Free superhero idea: a murderous vigilante who exclusively targets rich capitalists responsible for mass death and misery. Superhero name: "Consequences".

bitprophet, to random
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Salad!

Plus: they honored my request for no cucumber, and extra avocado.

Minus: they interpreted “dressing on side” as “extra dressing on side”. Good lord, restaurant salads come with way too much fucking dressing by default. Somebody get me a goddamned rowboat.

onelson,
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@bitprophet my favorite part of a salad is the vinaigrette. Pass me an oar; I'm paddlin'.

joshourisman,
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bitprophet, (edited ) to random
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Hailstorm! Edit: or just EXTREMELY thicc raindrops?

bitprophet, (edited ) to terraform
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Grumble. Looking at comparisons between #OpenTofu (nee #Terraform) and #Pulumi, for a new #IaC project.

Pulumi seems the obvious choice for me personally (I prefer the tradeoffs of internal DSLs, & certainly would rather write infra code in Python vs HCL).

But Pulumi has /exactly/ the same business-model risk OG TF had (freemium product controlled by a single commercial entity). Not sure I want to bet on its trajectory over the next 5-10 years!

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