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anarchiv

@anarchiv@todon.nl

Ecocide opposer, classless society proponent.

Call me Alexis or Souvka.
Retired Todon mod. Disabled migrant & parent. Has seen some shit. I've been on here since forever.

💚: the outdoors, dogs, music, scifi, gardening, cooking, urban planning, the humanities, public transport, co-ops, trade unions, democratic confederalism, permaculture, intentional communities, spaceflight, astronomy..

real life Matt Ruff character. pseudo-psychohistorian.

«Eg synest ofte eg vaknar om morgonen med ei kjensle av at verda går av hengslene»

Header: Bryan Versteeg's Kalpana One concept, a rotating cylinder space habitat.
Avatar: the cover of Archivist's self-titled album

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters" - unknown
:Blobhaj_Flag_Demisexual:

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Disco Elysium implies the existence of Disco Tartarus

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This turkey is SO snuggly. You can't hear it in the video but she PURRS. Her name is Ruth

my hand stroking the head of a female turkey who is laying in the grass

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One of the best anthropological arguments for communism or socialism or anarchy or whatever the fuck you like to call it is that we already have this everyday communism that governs most of our interpersonal relationships, it's just work and economics that have sort of dropped out of that sphere

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pregnant friend:
"So... the first year with a baby. How was that for you?"

me:
"Absolutely fucking terrible. Hell on earth. Never doing that again."

her:
"OH GOD WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT"

her boyfriend:
desperate laughter

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@jens Lucky you. Worst year of my life...

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Ah yes gimme that asparagus smell like the gents' room of a German restaurant in May.

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I give nonsensical and incoherent answers all the time and I'm way cheaper than ChatGTP.

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Perhaps I should start videoblogging the 8-10 hours per week I spend trying to keep my hair from getting matted solely because someone will call me racist the day I stop

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I'm disabled and honestly I should get paid for shit like this

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I've talked to Africans who were jealous because they have to work real hard for their dreads while my hair just does it by itself and I have to work so hard to prevent it because uuuh intellectuals say I have to

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I guess my point here is that intuitively there seems to be a flaw in an argument that boils down to "your body is being racist, genetically"

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Seat belts are mandatory on busses in Norway so that you'll drown and won't be able to sue the bus company if the bus falls into a fjord.

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Germans on vacation always have a look on their faces like they're on the way to their child's funeral or something.

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@bjoernstaerk Okay but in that case they're excused on account of being in Germany

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@bjoernstaerk Bjørn, I'm hyperventilating on the bus and people are giving me weird looks.

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woah. dude. i just realised i'm the oldest i've ever been

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No don't get me wrong, I'm actually in favour of nuclear fission.

Just not on this particular planet.

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It is 08:04 a.m., someone is yelling into a megaphone outside

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Most anglos are probably unaware of this but "comrade" comes from the Latin word "camera" which means room (comp. EN "chamber"), so originally it just meant roommate.

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dutch and german have a lot of "false friends". for instance, "winkelwagen" in dutch means shopping cart, whereas in german it means cybertruck

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You ever come across a t-shirt that just absolutely nails your vibe

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Doing the dishes in the nude hoping to shake my neighbour's habit of standing outside my kitchen window and shouting when he wants to bum a cigarette.

Not sure if I'm weaponising naturism or just weaponising other people's weird hangups wrt nudity.

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chicks who say they'll make a man out of me: i sleep

freddie who says he'll make a supersonic man out of me: real shit

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Waiting for the fedi version of Stack Overflow to appear XD

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@grrrr_shark fedi version of lowercase stack overflow

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urgent household question, do cowboys shrink when you machine wash them

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