KinkyLotus

@KinkyLotus@kinky.business

🔞 NSFW femme #bondage babe
🏳️‍🌈 pansexual
🐓🦆🐶 homesteading in Western CO
🥄 spoonie with ADHD, C-PTSD, & chronic pain

This account frequently posts nude and sexually explicit content. Minors, do not interact.

Other Fediverse accounts I maintain:

#Calckey (NSFW): https://spookygirl.boo/@KinkyLotus
#Pixelfed (NSFW): @Lotus

Mastodon: Homestead alt (SFW):
https://regenerate.social/@FarmerLotus
(Follow this one if you want the farm stuff but not the adult content)
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dougiec3, to random
@dougiec3@libretooth.gr avatar

Driving to Taos in the gorge yesterday when an 18 wheeler heading south flashed lights at us. We were puzzled because in NM drivers don't try to warn each other about speed traps, normally. We saw why, shortly, and all the traffic- not much- was respectfully slowed for this sight.

bighorn sheep along Highway 68 in the Rio Grande gorge-22Dec23
bighorn sheep along Highway 68 in the Rio Grande gorge-22Dec23

KinkyLotus,

@dougiec3 awww I love them and would have been delighted to slow down for the sheepies.

KinkyLotus, to random

I was going for like “bisexual high-femme Barbie” for this look. Did I nail it or what? 🔨💜🪆

glitterfizz, to random
@glitterfizz@woof.group avatar

❌: my neurodivergence makes me bad at flirting
✔️: my neurodivergence makes me better at flirting

KinkyLotus,

@glitterfizz hahah I love this

KinkyLotus,

@glitterfizz I didn’t know that idiom but I like it

ghostlyash, to random

if i'm not talking about boobies am i really talking at all

KinkyLotus,

@sweetest_delilah yes praise be the boobies! 🍈🍈

KinkyLotus, to random

Meanwhile I’m just having fun with rainbows & getting ready for a rope date with my 👻

KinkyLotus,

@KellyandRoger

Thank you 🙏

The arm tie is pretty much straight off Ropunawa’s Tenshi videos from Shibari Study [though I should note for historical accuracy, the Tenshi harness was originally developed by Tifereth in Toronto and it is quite ingenious in its simplicity and versatility].

The bodysuit is from Parade and is current so it’s prob still available.

KellyandRoger, to random
@KellyandRoger@kinky.business avatar

Unpopular Opinion:

Wanting people who post cat pics to use a common hashtag so I can filter them out of my timeline.

Don't hate me.

KinkyLotus,

@KellyandRoger tbh, I was really tempted to respond to this with a cat pic. I AM mildly sadistic after all :P

KinkyLotus, to random

Why does every smart device manufacturer think they need to make their own hub/protocols? Why can’t they just pick a protocol and all use the same shit?

Or maybe not even need a separate hub and just with the shit people are already likely to have like a HomePod or Alexa hub.

KinkyLotus,

This rant brought to you buy the “SwitchBot” we just got to turn our bedroom gas fireplace on and off remotely and it only works on Bluetooth unless you buy a separate hub to connect it to Homekit.

Mind you, I’ve already got an Aqara hub and several HomePods that OUGHT to be able to serve as hubs for whatever the fuck device needs one.

I don’t want a diff app & protocol & hub for every damn smart appliance/device mkay, thanks.

KinkyLotus, to random

Just blocked an account posting AI Shibari art.

I just have no desire for fake shit in my feed mkay.

Skills are hard to learn but they are still worth learning.

KinkyLotus,

@amy

Quillurion@masto.ai

At least they aren’t pretending to be a real person 🤣

alicew, to random

If your boyfriend is really good at oral ask if they've ever questioned their gender. #IYKYK

KinkyLotus,

@alicew the guy who ate my pussy the best of all men ever had a tiny dick but goddamn did he know how to lick 🤣

KinkyLotus,

@alicew prob one of those “necessity is the mother of all inventions“ things. You gotta work with what u got.

amy, to random
@amy@spookygirl.boo avatar

I am awake and am not being snuggled. This is a tragedy.

Good morning everyone!

KinkyLotus,

@amy same. Daddy is still sleeping and I think I should remedy this.

thelusciouslibra, to random

✨today’s mood✨

KinkyLotus,

@thelusciouslibra yep. Been living this hell for too long now which is why I post to way fewer sites than I used to these days. Just don’t have it in me anymore.

KinkyLotus, to random

Speaking of rest, a little story on rest and

Yesterday I was putting away laundry, happpily jamming some music on my headphones and dancing and just having the best time possible doing mundane housework. I was nearing the end of 🧺 #3 when I started to feel a little bored so I put in an internal request for any music any of the headmates might want to listen to and Light Grenades by Incubus was selected.

So we’re finishing up the last bit of laundry enjoying an Incubus album that we listened to a lot in college and I just start yawning over and over like I just can’t stop yawning. And then it dawns on me that the yawns are just college me being stuck in there feeling so fucking tired that she can’t stop yawning and she really doesn’t want to do any more laundry. So I speak to her out loud and say “it’s ok, we understand. We know you are so tired but it’s ok. You can rest. We got this.” I felt my whole body heave such a huge sigh of relief just then. 👩‍👩‍👧

KinkyLotus,

For context, I put myself through college while working full time to support myself. Zero parental support. I do not recommend it. My body paid dearly for those years existing almost solely on cortisol, adrenaline, and caffeine.

nailsthatglow, to random
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I really hate feeling like I am not allowed to relax on my off day

KinkyLotus,

@nailsthatglow if you need an external entity to tell you it’s ok to rest, consider me that entity.

Rest is essential & important & you deserve it just like everyone else.

LaurenLeFey, to random

Fam, my stupid brain is trying to shame me for being too horny again :blobcatnuu:

(...maybe it's a sign I need lunch?)

KinkyLotus,

@LaurenLeFey can I counteract the shame with horny rewards?

KinkyLotus,

@LaurenLeFey Lotus says horny Lauren is very good.

video/mp4

KinkyLotus, to random

Is it bad to use emoji in content warnings? I can’t remember and I’m too high to do the research myself 🤣

KinkyLotus,

@kitclaw I’ll keep checking for more info from blind folks but it’s really helpful for me on threads when I put a unique emoji or two in the content warning just to keep straight which post I’m replying to when they all have similar content warnings.

harmonycorrupted, to random
@harmonycorrupted@noods.fun avatar

I've been really loving the AMA @amy is doing, so I set up an anonymous ask page yesterday!😁
If you've got some (both casual or NSFW is okay😉) questions for me, feel free to send them in here:

https://retrospring.net/@harmonycorrupted

KinkyLotus,

@harmonycorrupted

The link isn’t working for me :(

KinkyLotus,

@KellyandRoger @harmonycorrupted

Weird, tried it with a different app and it works now. Stupid ivory, worst paid app ever 🤬

KinkyLotus,

@harmonycorrupted that one does work in Ivory, not really sure why the other one didn’t

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