Jester

Jester, 23 days ago to Jokes

This limerick's simply sublime
And inspiring in meter and rhyme;
It expresses but nought
With intelligent thought
And to write it used acres of time

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Jester, 2 months ago to Jokes

The things that occur on the shingle
of the beaches surrounding old Dingle
can only be said
in the bed of the wed
'cause they'd tingle the single to mingle

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Jester, 2 months ago to Jokes

There was a young lady from Bude
Who had scenes of old England tattooed
Her Boyfriend, one day
went the whole Penine Way
With Cheddar Gorge still to be viewed

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Jester, 3 months ago to Jokes

There was a yound man called Art,
who thought he'd be terribly smart.
He ate ten cans of beans,
and busted his jeans,
with a loud and earth shattering

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Jester, 3 months ago to Jokes

There was a young student called jones,
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans
By his wonderful knowledge,
Acquired in college
Of nineteen erogenous zones

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Jester, 3 months ago to Jokes

A young schizophrenic name Struther,
When told of the death of his brother,
Said: 'Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad;
After all, I still have each other

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Jester, 4 months ago to Jokes

There was an old man with a beard
Who said 'It is just as I feared'
Two owls and a hen
Four larks and a wren
Have all made their nest in my beard

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Jester, 4 months ago to Jokes

The truckdriver, Mr. McCall
Fell asleep at the wheel in the fall
He woke up in a lake
And he started to shake
'Cause the water was cold, after all

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Jester, 5 months ago to Jokes

Here I sit broken hearted
can't get this computer started
oh what am I gonna do?
should I hit it with a shoe?
I think now it's dearly departed.

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Jester, 6 months ago to Jokes

A favorite pastime of mine
is to pi a new value assign
I'd fix it at 3
cause it's easier you see
than 3.14159

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Jester, 6 months ago to Jokes

There was a young person I met,
Who posted a rhyme on the net,
Though I told him he might,
Lose his copyright,
He submitted it without regret.

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Jester, 6 months ago to Jokes

'Mr. Jones,' said Miss Smith, 'Is quite rude,
Impolite and a boor, even lewd
'But I wonder,' said she,
'If perhaps he'd be free
To discuss it with me in the nude?'

'Miss Smith, I am told, is a prude,'
Said John Jones, ever vulgar and crude,
'But just to do good
I'll meet her in the wood ... '
I'll leave you to guess what ensued

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Jester, 7 months ago to Jokes

There once was a pilot named Wright,
Who was interested in rocketry flight.
He took off one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night!

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Jester, 7 months ago to Jokes

There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
but he gave up the sport
cause he wrote em too short

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Jester, 8 months ago to Jokes

A mosquito was heard to complain
The scientists had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
was Para-dichloro-
diphenyl-trichloro-ethane (DDT)

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Jester, 9 months ago to Jokes

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Jester, 9 months ago to Jokes

There once was a young man of Trinity
Who found y^e root infinity.
But y^e digits
Gave him infinite fidgits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.

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