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FlockOfCats, 7 days ago to random Apologies for the high density of poop toots — my health check coincided with some monkey poop related research. I will now return to shit toots 😇
Apologies for the high density of poop toots — my health check coincided with some monkey poop related research. I will now return to shit toots 😇
pucetrailblazer, 7 days ago @FlockOfCats this toot shall pass
@FlockOfCats this toot shall pass
osakajack, 7 days ago @FlockOfCats A large amount of posting is historically called a "dump." You missed your chance to name your toots such. HA!
@FlockOfCats A large amount of posting is historically called a "dump." You missed your chance to name your toots such. HA!
FlockOfCats, 7 days ago to random “84 bouts of acorn foraging”
“84 bouts of acorn foraging”
FlockOfCats, 7 days ago to random POV: Your wife asks you to look at a monkey study at 12:30 a.m. to see if she is understanding their experimental design correctly.
POV: Your wife asks you to look at a monkey study at 12:30 a.m. to see if she is understanding their experimental design correctly.
FlockOfCats, 7 days ago to random Slimy and cool to the touch, the ECG leads attach with a gentle plop, like the suckers on some weird but inviting tentacle. 🐙 “Is something the matter?” the ECG tech asks, “Your heart is racing.”
Slimy and cool to the touch, the ECG leads attach with a gentle plop, like the suckers on some weird but inviting tentacle. 🐙
“Is something the matter?” the ECG tech asks, “Your heart is racing.”
FlockOfCats, 7 days ago to random Collection of the second specimen was unsuccessful 💩 😭
Collection of the second specimen was unsuccessful 💩 😭
pucetrailblazer, 7 days ago @FlockOfCats this account has gone from Flock of Cats to Flock of Scat
@FlockOfCats this account has gone from Flock of Cats to Flock of Scat
fetchezlavache, 7 days ago @FlockOfCats it happens to the best of us, it's ok 🫂
@FlockOfCats it happens to the best of us, it's ok 🫂
FlockOfCats, 8 days ago to fediverse Made a short video about carrot greens 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕 https://fedimovie.com/w/haJhcxtU7T4tQb8xwj7zj8 #peertube #carrots #food #cooking
Made a short video about carrot greens 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕
https://fedimovie.com/w/haJhcxtU7T4tQb8xwj7zj8
#peertube #carrots #food #cooking
FlockOfCats, 8 days ago to random POV: you are getting crunky :spicy:
POV: you are getting crunky :spicy:
FlockOfCats, 8 days ago to random My plan for today is to take a shower in the dark and then go to the home center to buy a new lightbulb for the shower 💡
My plan for today is to take a shower in the dark and then go to the home center to buy a new lightbulb for the shower 💡
insideoutsidemix, 8 days ago @FlockOfCats I should try showering in the dark
@FlockOfCats I should try showering in the dark
kurau, 8 days ago @FlockOfCats Take a non-mandatory shower in the dark, you coward
@FlockOfCats Take a non-mandatory shower in the dark, you coward
FlockOfCats, 9 days ago (edited 6 days ago) to fediverse New video. This one is a little spicy :spicy: https://fedimovie.com/w/2NaEkUnpkfh6wct52N4XS2 #PeerTube #fedimovie #Gochujang
New video. This one is a little spicy :spicy:
https://fedimovie.com/w/2NaEkUnpkfh6wct52N4XS2
#PeerTube #fedimovie #Gochujang
FlockOfCats, 9 days ago to random #Polygonle 678 4/6︎ ◼︎ ⬢︎ ◢︎ ◥︎ ◥︎ ◣︎ ◥︎ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak:2 https://www.polygonle.com
#Polygonle 678 4/6︎ ◼︎ ⬢︎ ◢︎ ◥︎ ◥︎ ◣︎ ◥︎ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 streak:2 https://www.polygonle.com
FlockOfCats, 9 days ago to random Should I use #mukodon or #mastobang for my mukbang videos??
Should I use #mukodon or #mastobang for my mukbang videos??
kurau, 9 days ago @FlockOfCats You should use mukdon hashtag
@FlockOfCats You should use mukdon hashtag
FlockOfCats, 10 days ago to random @loren “Yessss, you called? Oh…“crake”, you say? Good heavens, I’m sorry. My missnake.”
@loren
“Yessss, you called? Oh…“crake”, you say? Good heavens, I’m sorry. My missnake.”
FlockOfCats, 10 days ago to random Leaving my old account at the perfect time. Nice.
Leaving my old account at the perfect time. Nice.
FlockOfCats, 10 days ago to random I have to collect poop samples for my health check on Monday. I think the time has come for specimen no. 1 💩 Livestream starting soon!
I have to collect poop samples for my health check on Monday. I think the time has come for specimen no. 1 💩
Livestream starting soon!
brian, 9 days ago @FlockOfCats You have to ship your entire brick? I once had to send a poop sample and had to stick a barbed swab up my poop, wrap that and send it.
@FlockOfCats You have to ship your entire brick? I once had to send a poop sample and had to stick a barbed swab up my poop, wrap that and send it.
FlockOfCats, 8 days ago @brian lol no, just swab the surface :gosh: Nothing today. Fingers crossed for second sample tomorrow! :fingerguns:
@brian lol no, just swab the surface :gosh:
Nothing today. Fingers crossed for second sample tomorrow! :fingerguns:
FlockOfCats, 10 days ago (edited 7 days ago) to random POV: you’re about to spend 1360 yen for plums and peaches 🍑 because you’re excited stone fruits are coming into season
POV: you’re about to spend 1360 yen for plums and peaches 🍑 because you’re excited stone fruits are coming into season
takosix, 10 days ago @FlockOfCats I've already been eating cherries and blackberries.
@FlockOfCats I've already been eating cherries and blackberries.
FlockOfCats, 10 days ago @takosix yeah we’ve had cherries for a bit, but these were the first plums I saw 🤩
@takosix yeah we’ve had cherries for a bit, but these were the first plums I saw 🤩