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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!

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6 Reasons So Many Movies Are Struggling At The Box Office In 2024 (screenrant.com)

With ticket sales down and newly released movies hitting streaming and video-on-demand (VOD) services in record time, it’s not surprising that films are struggling to make it big in theaters. For comparison, 2015’s Mad Max: Fury Road grossed a whopping $45 million over a non-holiday opening weekend, which ultimately led to...

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4 is a big one as it hits more than cinemas - the manager of my local reckons dozens of regulars never returned after pubs reopened.

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They include the Costa Brava resorts of Tossa de Mar

Tossa ye Mar more like! This reeks of anti-British discrimination. If we want to handcuff a naked mate to a lamppost with a traffic cone hanging out of his arse, then that’s our business.

Why Greggs is beating Pret in the battle of the lunch break (www.cityam.com)

There’s an old saying in London – you’re never more than 6ft from a rat and 50m from a Pret a Manger. But the popular high street sandwich chain has struggled in recent years with consumers abandoning ship. With a rising tide of debts, it has now recalled its initial founder, Sinclair Beecham, to the top table in order to...

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Plot twist: the ‘groom’ was actually a woman dressed as a man and the couple.are expecting their first child in January.

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I’m looking forward to getting the time to sit down and watch this, hopefully tomorrow.

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You could hold out for one that is “new” and it should only cost a couple of grand.

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Interesting thought experiment - since the magazine is online only - are the nonces going to have to print out the magazine now to leave it in shubbery for kids to find? Those reddit threads where every man over the age of 40 seems to have a story about finding porn mags in bushes always had a creepy undertone. I’m not sure that the ‘porn fairy’ commenters sometimes refer to was a very savoury character.

I still believe in the Porn Fairy. I think it deserves a separate post…

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Heard the editor being interviewed on Radio4 Today Programme this morning.

I heard that and was quite surprised as it seems unnecessary and rather a blatant appeal to nostalgia. I can’t see it lasting long, a bit like the readership in the sack. Amirite?

This 90s throwback is bizarre.

No, Bizarre was like Loaded for goths and was a much better read. As a sister publication to the Fortean Times, it covered similar content but in a bit more in-your-face manner than the tweedy FT. It was also threatening a comeback a fee years back but nothing came of it. That would have been more interesting.

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Yeah, I never met a porn fairy or knew anyone that had a classic find. My encounters suggested that particular porn fairy was working through some issues.

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Or a triple thumbs up 👍👍👍

You can even fancy up your 🤘 beyond 🤟

You could also take The Shocker to the next level.

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I’m not sure she is a fit and proper person to own a pet or operate heavy machinery. Perhaps they just lie to her that she is standing to keep her further mischief.

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