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Dee

@Dee@fedi.underscore.world

Hello, I'm Dee, sometimes known as DeeUnderscore.

My instance is, once again, broken, and my replies may not reach you.

People have alleged that I exist. Regardless of whether I do or not, I am an adult. I post about stuff, things, and assorted nonsense. I'm trash with some positive qualities.

I am hopeless at approving follow requests (seriously, sometimes it takes me weeks). To make it easier for me, please don't be Bad if you send one. I prefer it when I can read your vibe from your profile.

You can reply to me even if we're strangers, but please do not do so to argue or be snarky at me.

enby :heart_nb: they/them or ze/zem/zir

but there's fire in our dreams

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gay fiction about gay people being gay is so cool, i wish gay was real

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pronouns in systemd unit definition

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@zuck ur a poo poo head

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wild how for over twenty years the linux mascot was a penguin and then a fox came out as a trans and became the new mascot

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devicetree? is that where they grow?

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Ux designers its your moral imperative to maintain the 💾 as the save icon. I know the youth don't get it and that's the point. That's why you need to press onward. We need generations of people to be confused why its the save icon.

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@oct2pus See, I think we should go all in. People have been replacing the floppy icon with, like, a 3.5 inch hard drive with an arrow pointing to it, and I think the logical conclusion is that the icon should now be replaced with an M.2 card with an arrow pointing to it.

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you, too, can edit OpenStreetMap if you steal a bulldozer

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fedi is truely a scheme by big cloud to sell more web servers

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@oct2pus i think that’s called a cumulonimbus?

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beep

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fun project idea: make a fake SCADA panel with an “Explode Facility” button, put it behind an unsecured VNC server, and then count how many times the exploding button is pressed

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if kde plasma is so cool why isn’t it kde gas or kde liquid or kde solid

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renaming Bluetooth Low Energy to Bluetooth Eepy

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convincing some journalists that mastodon is a misskey fork

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going further, and referring to all software as misskey forks.

windows 95? misskey fork. systemd? misskey fork. your phone’s flashlight app? guess what, misskey fork.

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as part of my agenda i will be replacing all “men’s” and “women’s” restrooms with skibidi ones

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:duckduckgo: rewrite video gender ffmpeg

Dee,
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doing that thing where you encode a series of video streams with different pixel dimensions in one container so that the video changes dimensions as it plays but with gender to make a genderfluid video

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dispensing water out of the water cooler into my goblet you see the post last night?

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Mastodon gGmbH should buy Tumblr next

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Wordle wrapped
You guessed "Penis" 212 times this year!

Dee,
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@oct2pus eventually it’s gotta be penis

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if E2EE is so great, why isn’t there F3FF

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i learned a lot of new things about sex from my fediverse timeline over the years

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unix people sometime in the 20th century: eh, just make it split stuff on whitespace. it’ll be convenient and surely won’t cause anyone problems in the the coming years. if it does, we can change it later.

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they should make kissing enbies a thing, imo. just a thought. a personal opinion.

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