freepeoplesfreepress, 6 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: Thank You For This Informative Heartwarming Message To All Of The Mastodon Fediverse.

I always appreciate your levity, you always lift my spirits, I thank you for gracing us with your talented presence. Yes Mastodon is a laid back place because of people like you!

Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News

"Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:

1. List every politician you have ever voted for in your bio. This helps other users decide if they hate you.

2. Always use the hashtag #notcursed. Otherwise, we will assume you may bring great misfortune upon us all.

3. Never close the app. It is programmed to contact your local police station and report you for treason if you do.

4. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme."

#LowQualityFacts

wauz, 6 months ago

@lowqualityfacts
Ad 1) ...decide why ...
#notcursed
Ad 3) Bonk!
Ad 4) 4.95 will do!

kami_kadse, 6 months ago

@lowqualityfacts

every answer forgot the hashtat. every. single. one.

#notcursed

fakeplastictree, 6 months ago

@lowqualityfacts ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn #notcursed

Emily, 6 months ago

@lowqualityfacts i just reached the legal age for voting #notcursed

kkarhan, 9 months ago

@awooo #NotCursed - just #Reuse & #Upcycling!