Wow! After spending most of the past 17 years working as a university professor, my remaining student loans have officially been forgiven under the #PSLF program.
If you want to hear a banger of a song that doesn't make you want to scratch your ears off the side of your head, try calling a #studentloan lender about why they rejected your #PSLF request even though you meet all the requirements, and don't hang up even after 48 minutes of waiting.