Way back in the dawn of time (2022), we had a local election in the London Borough of #Lewisham. I took to Twitter (which was the fashion at the time), to pillory the candidates. My tweets caused a bit of a ruckus. Ultimately, they got me name checked by the #DailyHate and a bunch of far-right websites.
Anyways, guess what time it is! That's right it's Lewisham mayoral election time! And that means I've read the manifestos so you don't have to.
Let’s dig into this one. Strap in; this is going to be a wild ride.
First off, what is ‘natural marriage’, Maureen? Really? What is it? Define it, please.
Secondly, no one hates you. Get over yourself. We hate the hate you give. We have neither the time nor the energy to hate you. That’s on you. And I suspect you’ve got plenty.
Thirdly, Maureen was sacked for her behaviour and then ‘a year later she won an out-of-court settlement’.
This is going on the list of weird admissions. I’m going to rate it above the ‘international author’ thing, way below the ‘hate crime’ thing, and maybe slightly below the ‘I support a different party than the one I’m standing for’ thing.
I won ‘an out-of-court settlement’ isn’t vindication, Maureen.