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Oldest son: Dad, are there any cars that have auto-pilot?

Me: Only #Tesla, but it doesn’t work very well.

Him: Why not?

Me: Because the man who invented Tesla told everyone it would work, so people tried it, and many crashed. Some even died.

Him: Woah! Is he in jail now then?

Me: Nope.

Him: Why not?!

Me: Because he’s the richest man in the world.

Him: Wow. He should really be in jail in for that.

Me: You’ll go far you, son.

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