peter_mcmahan,
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With this intro, I'm hoping Kingdom of the Spiders is precursor to Tremors in the "Western Horror" genre

peter_mcmahan,
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doesthecowdie.com

peter_mcmahan,
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"I swabbed as hard as I could, but the cow didn't make it"

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peter_mcmahan,
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Does anyone know what this song is playing at the mechanic's. It's good.

#Monsterdon

peter_mcmahan,
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NM: Dorsey Burnette: Green Side of the Mountain

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peter_mcmahan,
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Webs!

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peter_mcmahan,
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Both the score and the diegetic music in this one are genuinely fantastic.

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peter_mcmahan,
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Is this a surprise Bechdel pass?

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peter_mcmahan,
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I can't tell if Shatner's accent would be more or less tolerable if it were more consistent

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peter_mcmahan,
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A mayor, a vet, and a cop walk into a bar ... i mean a porch

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peter_mcmahan,
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Shatner, to an entomologist: Are you telling me this was a snake bite?

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peter_mcmahan,
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I appreciate that we are all collectively refusing to use William Shatner's character's name to refer to him.

#Monsterdon

peter_mcmahan,
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I am very glad that this otherwise stellar dog actor was unable to keep from breathing while playing dead.

#Monsterdon

peter_mcmahan,
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Waiting for one (1) redeeming moment from Shatner

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peter_mcmahan,
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Oh it's DDT? I was hoping it was the high-tech chemical toilets from the Colorado couple that was causing the Spider Problem

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peter_mcmahan,
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Where are they going with the Shatner romances? Is one of these women going to die or are they going for a thruple?

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peter_mcmahan,
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That's a bingo square (spider on them but they don't notice)

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peter_mcmahan,
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Human wrapped in spider silk! (bingo square)

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peter_mcmahan,
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I like that the monsters in this aren't mutant spiders or alien spiders or something. They're just spiders that are kinda fed up.

#Monsterdon

peter_mcmahan,
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Trying to bomb the spiders is pretty close to "guns prove ineffective" on the bingo card, but not close enough...

#Monsterdon

peter_mcmahan,
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So far Kingdom of the Spiders ranks about 7 out of 10 on the "rooting for the monster" scale

#Monsterdon

peter_mcmahan,
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Wait in entomology school do they really cover the "many theories" about what would happen if "the insect world turns on man?"

peter_mcmahan,
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Though I will credit this movie with spurring me to learn that tarantula is a family, not a species, and that they are found in Arizona
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula

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peter_mcmahan,
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I'm super not ok with the spider abuse in this one. Seriously.

#Monsterdon

TerryHancock,
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@peter_mcmahan
Oh yeah. At a certain time of year, you can hardly drive on the highway without hitting them there are so many.

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