whknott,

Time for the all-new for September 29th, 2023

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Chainsaweddie,

@whknott
"It's sort of a city in the water, old but familiar."
"Tell me about the turtle, Bart" the shrink made notes on a pad with a pen.
"Um, these sessions, does management know what we talk about?"
He snorted "Of course not, go on please" He switched to a red pen.
"Well, It's like the turtle's been on a long journey and.." The shrink giggled at his notes "Hey what are you writing?"
He flipped a new page over a crude cartoon axe-wielding Bart standing atop a pile of bloody coworkers. "What?"

jredlund,

@whknott

Hey Atlantis! Anybody home?

Archemodius, look at this. It's a talking turtle! Hey turtle, how come you can talk?

Never mind that. Poseidon is really pissed at you guys. You have all kinds of nice stuff, but do you pay any attention to the gods? No. You guys are going to sink.

But what can we do?

You got an in with anybody? Zeus? Apollo? Athena? I didn't think so. Get ready for a watery domicile.

What if we start praying right now?

You'd have better luck growing flippers.

lumiworx,
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@whknott ... It's been ages now after creeping coastlines stopped shrinking the continent and squeezed populations to climb higher as cities on the edge propped new on top of old, then layered it again.

Solid ground is well below the water-veined rubble, and transport was literally grown to give us ways to move. The carbon shell of the new Tuttle fleet scoots along on lab-raised motormeat flippers, and speed is not part of the equation in this part of the century.

I hope you're in no hurry.

ixtlidekami,
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@whknott
—WHO THE HELL PARKED THAT TURTLE IN MY DOCK!

Global warming erased most of the world's civilization. But while this city may look like a thing from renaissance, this is in fact the most modern city in the world. High tech's there, but under the hood. Evolution stopped a few centuries ago, so people had to take it's place and that's why you see giant turtles like this one. They're 100% mutant turtles (adults, of course), and they're better than boats…
#WritingPrompt

Neidfyre,

@ixtlidekami @whknott
A new phrase has entered my vocabulary: "an illegally parked turtle."

ixtlidekami,
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@Neidfyre @whknott
Excellent. My bad action of the day is done. Now, imagine that line in the NY Times (or your favorite paper) front page, mentioned as the cause of some epic event…=)

Neidfyre,

@ixtlidekami @whknott
NYC VICE Police Arrested An Illegally Parked Turtle Today For Running an Unlawful Shell Game

The Humane Society Filed an Injunction Against the NYC Police Dept Over Its New Campaign To Tow Illegally Parked Turtles

An Illegally Parked Turtle Was Killed Today When Presidential Motorcade Secret Service Agents Mistook It For A Chinese Tank

NYC Juvenile Court Was Disrupted Today When Pizzas Were Delivered During The Trial Of Illegally Parked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

ixtlidekami,
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@Neidfyre @whknott
Holy Q! I've created a turtle shaped monster…=)

The Mystery of the Illegally Parked Turtles Continues — No one knows who's behind this

An Illegally Parked Turtle Was Thought to be a Turtle Bomb but It was just an Upset Stomach

jeffc,
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@ixtlidekami
@Neidfyre @whknott

State Fair Opening Delayed Due To Illegally Parked Turtle

Illegally Parked Turtle Leads To Low Speed Chase

ixtlidekami,
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@jeffc @Neidfyre @whknott
Again, Holly Q!

An Illegally Parked Turtle Blocked Fire Trucks. Gas Station Blew Up!

Illegally Parked Turtles On The Freeways Cause Chaos In The City. May Be Banned Form Entering The City.

jeffc,
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@ixtlidekami
@Neidfyre @whknott

Peace Talks Collapse Over Illegally Parked Turtle

Texas Judge Blocks Federal Ban Of Illegally Parked Turtles

Illegally Parked Turtles Cause Spike In Air Pollution

Neidfyre,

@whknott
At the Council of Vadodara they discussed the coming war. Looking out on the Dancing Sea, Jolon da Rajkot spoke, "The Jalan Bani king Ashoka of the Vast is expanding his reach and he threatens our kingdom. We are weak and unprepared. Ashoka will attack by sea. We've called for aid but none answered. I prayed to the Turtle god Kurma, but I fear he will not come; we have not paid him proper homage."
A watchman ran into the council hall, “Wave upon wave! Kurma is true; he comes!”

WanderingTaoist,

@whknott Despite his best efforts, Seymour the Immortal Tortoise could not make it past the Gates of Happenstance guarding the home of Chaos. Whom he dated. Until Chaos' father got wind of the whole thing.

stevesplace,
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@whknott Across the Mardan Empire, peace reigned. Theirs was a culture of great thinkers & explorers who built all of the great cities & sailed the mighty seas. Their astronomers charted the heavens as their physicists dug into the very nature of matter. It was a majestic culture lasting thousands of years.

Ta'ku, leader of the Terrapin Nation, disturbed by reports of poaching, illegal mining, & rumors of an alien base deep underwater below her subjects, swam to warn Mardan & plead for aid.

jeffc,
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@whknott
"We're in her way."

"What do you mean?"

"Sea turtles go back to the beach where they hatched to lay their eggs. I guess giant ones do, too, but we put a bridge in her way."

"How do you know?"

That earned him a withering look. "She's obviously a turtle, obviously female, obviously pregnant, and keeps looking at the beach."

"They build this bridge 60 years ago.""

"Maybe she's a late bloomer. Come on."

"Where?"

"Off the bridge. She might decide to push through."
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