Uber rideshare driver [on his phone]: "I can't figure out why tips are so bad!"
Uber driver is dressed in oversized tee shirt down past hips, dirty jogging pants - hanging down in rear showing buttocks, flip-flops, and sweaty baseball hat - backwards on head. Driving Toyota Corolla with spotted stretch fabric seat covers and filthy windows and paint.
Gee, I don't know either, dude! My last fare's tip was almost 80% of the fare! 😳
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