Funktious,
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It might rain this afternoon, which means I need to mow a lawn this morning, which means I need to put the new lawnmower together and WHY did I become an adult? It’s all very exhausting.

Funktious,
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AND OF COURSE I HAVE NOW DROPPED AN IMPORTANT DOODAD DOWN THE GAP BETWEEN THE DECKING.

Funktious,
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WORSHIP ME FOR I AM MIGHTY.

Funktious,
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Assembled the lawnmower, mowed both lawns, worked out to put it in EasiStore mode and shoved it in the shed, picked the heads of one billion dandelions before they turn into seed clocks (I don’t mind the flowers but am trying to stop the garden becoming even more overrun with them), cleaned the litter tray and I have FINALLY showered and sat down.

Meanwhile Albert has spent two hours doing this.

Wen,
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@Funktious Well while our mogs have slept through strimming and cutting, the dug has had a happy day. We have a deal - he comes nowhere near the mower or the strimmer and every time I empty a hopper over the ha ha (really) above the wood, I kick one of his footballs (all rescued on walks) down towards the burn. Works for both of us.

#DogsOfMastodon #Collie #Football #Gardening

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