DarkestKale, 1 month ago

I awaken against my will, and this is now the world's problem

DarkestKale, 1 month ago

I have told my coworkers that the cutoff for asking for shit is noon. Who cares to guess how many people come to me after that point asking for stuff?

DarkestKale, 1 month ago

Oh fuuuuuck, just remembered that tonight is #rpg night so TIME TO GET IN KLINGON MODE QAPLA'

DarkestKale, 1 month ago

So close to the holidays

18+ DarkestKale, 1 month ago

Fuckin two.

One of which was at 4:15pm

Four hours after I said was the end.

DarkestKale, 1 month ago

#RPG night, so time for some amazing Klingon action

DarkestKale, 1 month ago

(other player): I want to broker peace
GM: the conditions for diplomacy are bad
(other player 2): because Kale is here
Kale: I want to broker for war
(other player 2): not even your character, just you

DarkestKale, 1 month ago

GM: there will be a Starfleet Enquiry
Kale: sucks to not be Klingon

18+ DarkestKale, 1 month ago

In short: there won't be a court martial, but... well, things were suboptimal for that Star Trek adventure.

... for Star Fleet.

Meanwhile the (Glorious) Klingon Empire just got a bunch of new exotic shield technology...

RogerBW, 1 month ago

@DarkestKale In a Klingon court martial, the sword handle towards you means matters have proceeded to trial by combat. The sword handle away from you means why haven't you killed yourself yet?