@RickiTarr my brother and I got kicked out on day 1 for much less. We learned to read earlier than some kids (thank you comic books) and we asked the teacher what type of animal Jesus rode into Jerusalem. The teacher said "donkey" and we were very insistent that it was an "ass" and all the other kids started laughing and saying "ASS!"... Church was not for us anyway and we stopped going when the minister said it was ok to pray for someone's death if they weren't a member of the same church.
RickiTarr