dbaplanb, I'm the girl in the slasher movie who instead of playing strip poker w the others, sneaks into the kitchen to lick the bowl, then while the others are naked in the hot tub, I'm locked in the way upstairs bathroom sick w salmonella, and so I miss the whole slasher episode and that's how I survive to celebrate my mom's 97th birthday
#KeepYourClothesOnGirl! #LickTheBowl #HappyBirthday #JustifyingBadBehavior
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