When navigating the Dark Web (watching American shows not yet released in the UK) and I get those sex popups that say "willing to drive 10 minutes to meet older women?", I think Ah-HA! Maybe all of my information ISN'T out in the world - those older women who are so keen to meet me don't even know I don't have a car! And I feel like a real winner.
That's how I feel when I get those bitcoin ransom emails saying they have control of my computer and video and recorded me doing unmentionable things to myself while watching porn and are going to send it to my contacts unless I send them bitcoin.
Sometimes I think about sending them my latest patient notes from my urologist with a note, "Not even Viagra can outwit #Parkinsons Plus. So send whatever you got."😂 Not to mention, no cameras are hooked up to my computer.
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