Free to a good home: unused rhyming couplet, suitable for use as the inner couplet of a Limerick:
"A rectal miscarriage,
Elected by Farage"
(A close relative of this couplet is hard at work in side a rare 'Rhymes with Boris' Limerick, exploring the topics of political corruption and some matter of considerable commercial interest to reconstructive surgeons specialising in unspeakable deformities of the genitalia).