jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

No way in hell am i watching with ads. importing the tubi version to @monsterdon rn, should be ready in time

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny @monsterdon I am curious about how you actually go about doing this (though I don't even have a Tubi account so it's not for any practical reason)

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@diazona @monsterdon peertube just uses youtube-dl :)

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny @monsterdon Oh makes sense, didn't realize it would work on Tubi though

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar
jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@monsterdon transcoding taking a little longer than usual because it's a 720p version and my server is little and itty bitty, so might be a bit after 6, but will not have any ads and be the same quality as tubi
#monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@monsterdon ig i don't know for sure it won't have ads, but the only way it would is it tubi burned the ads directly into the video stream rather than inserting them in the player, which would be a really foolishly expensive thing for them to do since they'd need to re-transcode and splice the video every time their ad customers changed, but hey stranger things have happened in advertising hell #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

you can also splice video without re-transcoding it, but then you just are ensuring you get I frame deletion which is like a literal glitch editing technique lmao #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

oh frick the movie is starting #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

i hope the sheep are getting their proper union compensation for these lines #monsterdon

jonny, (edited )
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

as an extremely skinny motherfucker, i am allowed to say that dude with the neckerchief is an extremely skinny motherfucker #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

little known fact: night is just day except for everything is blue #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

so cross fertilization... they are saying that the guy.... #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the baby godmonster is simply not allowed to make those sounds i will not allow it #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

transcoding finished, if you are seeing ads on tubi (or just don't want to use tubi) here's a rip without them: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/oimsuZSHprBBMHLKzGFZ52
#monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

throwing trash out by yeeting it off the side of the road is just part of their commitment to historical accuracy #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

alright alright enough exposition already let's MAKE WITH THE GODMONSTER #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

PUA tips, always look like you are mortally afraid of her when you lean in for a kiss #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

PSA again for ppl who are not wanting to see ads, here's an ad-free rip of tubi's version: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/oimsuZSHprBBMHLKzGFZ52 #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

nobody even paused to check if the dog was in fact dead, with a single scratch of the belly that whole problem could have been resolved #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

did the dog funeral even happen, literally nothing is different or happened as a result of it #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

ok now we're talking, godmonster time #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

WHAT they are just gonna pop him onscreen like that without a dramatic reveal or anything #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

everything is going on the whole time and none of it cares about any of the other stuff that is going on #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the decorator in this room needs some HELP #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

yes! they are friends with the godmonster! #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

so hang on are they like a cosplay tourist town or are they actually cowboys, and do they know the difference #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

there was never any danger, all their guns have been blanks this whole time and they just play injured as a matter of honor in cosplay cowboy town #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

ope the two completely unrelated plots are about to collide by sheer chance #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the social commentary of the klansmen getting what they deserve but only because they tear gassed the godmonster is sort of unclear #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

i have exactly zero sense of what is supposed to happen for the next 20 minutes. they are setting up like 10 different possible plots in this scene #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

we are a) covering up a monster from the government, b) discovering the cures for all diseases, c) still protecting the town from mining companies, d) trying to capture the godmonster,

and OH WELL let's just run across the field all the way from the glory hole #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

they pan out and show the rest of the county and basically nobody else are cowboys, and yet they seem to have an all-cowboy government #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

THE MONSTER DOING STUFF SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE WHOLE MOVIE THIS IS SO GOOD #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

pacing coming to an unexpected complete standstill yet again, we are again completely unsure what the next 15 minutes have in store #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

you just had such a good thing going on with the godmonster horsing around blowing up gas stations, you don't need to pause to explain how you are gonna get em #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha i can't handle watching the godmonster walk this is the best thing in the whole world #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

idk how being a cowboy works but is it normal to get like 20-30 lassos around an animal while still riding around it like a maypole #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

what in the whole entire world is going on #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

i am in tears, this scene is amazing. everything is HAPPENING #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

even in this movie set in the desert they are fucking off into the sea #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON. #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

credits? you're showing me credits? what in god's name.

Incredible. what a triumph. the last 25 minutes of that movie were the biggest catastrophe i think i've ever seen onscreen

10 out of 10
#monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

the thing i love about this movie is that everybody loved the godmonster except the klansman that they killed #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar
jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar
jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar
jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar
jonny,
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lytta,
@lytta@hachyderm.io avatar

@jonny so I think "VIOLENCE IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE CONTROLS THE MASSES" is meant to be one of the main points of the movie? Maybe?

It may be incoherent but I can't stop trying to figure out what the writer/director wanted to say #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@lytta the best i can come to a sympathetic read is basically this, "sundown towns are still real, they just go by other dogwhistles like 'conservation' and whatnot." I think maybe the whole godmonster side-plot is an elaborate demonstration that rules out all the other plausible explanations for the town's behavior except for racism: they don't care about the environment (throwing stuff down trash mountain), being a tourist spectacle (display of godmonster), influx of money (they do they deal with the mining company anyway, just cutting barnstable out), etc.

the part that i cut off after this clip goes "do you hear me barnstable? i've beaten you! time is the eternal judge of events, do you hear me barnstable!?" and then it zooms out to sheep. he also says "time is the eternal judge of events" in that totally inexplicable conversation in the car just before this scene. so with the other preceding dialogue "we are the custodians of an era! i have dedicated my life to the restoration of this famous bonanza citadel! the sun mountain railroad will run again on gold rails built by a new bonanza!" suggests that the ecological message is getting really mixed up but is still trying to be there too - that the town which is itself a ghost town from a prior mining boom -> ecological devastation is always doomed to repeat itself.

he apparently also actually lived in this area and wrote a whole book on its history, so i think he might have been getting mixed up and tripped over himself trying to say all that at once
#monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

alt text is hard #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

OK dear instancemates, you are approaching the #monsterdon portion of the timeline. please be advised to set a filter if you do not want to see all that: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

Im still thinking about this movie. Why was the fact that this whole town dumped their trash down that hill so integral to the plot. The godmonster was the product of pollution from mining, but instead of the earth getting revenge the town just also chucked the godmonster into the dump and blew them up. Arguably the hillside dump was both the hero and the villain of the movie #monsterdon

RufusJCooter,
@RufusJCooter@mstdn.social avatar

@jonny all of this, and also: if you've got a mutant sheep that's the 8th Wonder of the World, why are you unveiling it at the town dump?

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@RufusJCooter so watching again, the exact dialogue is "Dr. cummins informs me that this creature's existence is of profound interest to the world's scientific community, and must be kept here in our most isolated part of town." ??????????????????? #monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@RufusJCooter everything after that is complete unintelligible mayhem, of course.

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny @RufusJCooter oh that explains why they invited all the people to that very part of town for the presentation

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

#Monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@diazona @RufusJCooter if the rest of that movie is any guide, they are all there all the time, to the point where when you see people out there rooting around in the trash pile you don't even blink twice or acknowledge them before throwing some more on there. #monsterdon

GeePawHill,
@GeePawHill@mastodon.social avatar

@jonny Nope, no, huh-uh.

Jonny, you are my friend. But it's not because you are some xerox of me, but because you are you, clever, and funny, and kind.

I give a fuck about #monsterdon

But you do.

That is enough for me.

Muting the parts of me that are strange, or awkward, or unpleasant, or even just not their thing, that's just liking an icon of me, an avatar.

I like you, not some filtered version of you.

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@GeePawHill i appreciate that <3

this is sort of the best i can do to sweep up all the candy wrappers and gum after i make a mess of the common space, so to speak lol. the local feed on our instance is a wasteland post monsterdon and it's pretty much all my fault so i want to make sure the new membies know how to clean it up.

showing up to a new place where one person is screaming about a sheep monster to nobody in particular, interesting arrival ;)

crashglasshouses,
@crashglasshouses@kolektiva.social avatar

@jonny is that Bruce Campbell?

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@crashglasshouses hahahah i freaking WISH

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny Thank you 🙏 🙏 🙏 I have to preserve this one for posterity and I'm hoping your version doesn't have the sound randomly cut out in the middle

#Monsterdon

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@diazona u are always welcome to download from there as long as it's up, and also for future reference if you want to dl any other movies from a source like that, peertube is just literally calling

yt-dlp https://example.com/movie.mp4

with some additional options - https://github.com/Chocobozzz/PeerTube/blob/1048d1054b99f1af1bc6107a49900add76b36c8c/server/core/helpers/youtube-dl/youtube-dl-cli.ts#L216

one of the best tools out there if ya haven't run it across it before <3

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny You mean yt-dlp? I'm quite familiar, I use it on an almost daily basis. I even made it into a personal batch download service for myself 🙂

PeerTube is also sounding increasingly impressive the more I hear about it

jonny,
@jonny@neuromatch.social avatar

@diazona ok ok i figured, yes :). but ya that's all peertube does when you 'import from url' which is an incredible feature

Crazypedia,
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@jonny we're on track for a Cloverfield reveal...

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