Honytawk,

First parts are organ donations.

The excess can be used by science.

The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don’t care.

BonesOfTheMoon,

They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.

AgentGrimstone,

Put me on the lawn so I can finally fertlize it like I said I would.

MedicPigBabySaver,

I’m finally going to medical school!

Harvard Medical. As a cadaver. They’ll return my ashes to my son when the students are finished hacking my fat ass up for science.

Treefox,

I’ve made it very known that I wanna be thrown in to the woods to rot when I die.

RIP_Cheems,
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In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

BonesOfTheMoon,

Trash man!

captain_aggravated,
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As a woodworker, my first thought is 'I can build my own casket for a tenth of that price."

My second thought is “Damn I need to get into the casket industry.”

MashedTech,

So what did you do?

captain_aggravated,
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In the 20 minutes since reading the meme, posting a comment elsewhere in the thread, then posting this one? Took a few more bites of my lunch and watched some of a retrospective about the TV show Farscape on Youtube.

MashedTech,

Thank you for information. I am satisfied!

Bytemeister,

I told my wife that when I die, if she can, claim she doesn’t recognize the body so that the state has to dispose of me to save costs.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I love this so much lol.

Perhapsjustsniffit,

I told my wife the same…repeatedly. We are Canadian though.

iAvicenna,
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For when you need that last extra special grope of capitalism

ExLisper,

I still can’t believe feeding a corpse to vultures is illegal. That’s the most natural way to bury someone there is.

BobbyNevada,

In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future. https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/720764cf-8491-4959-87a1-234be184613b.jpeg

Pyr_Pressure,

My plan has always been to get cremated and then just bury my ashes somewhere with a little gravestone. No need for a container or anything, after a few years go ahead and bury someone else’s ashes in the same spot and either replace the headstone or figure out a way to stack em. Just have a running tally of names and dates for everyone buried in that plot.

BobbyNevada,

My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.

XTornado,

I honestly prefer that.

Timecircleline,

I think there are worse kinder surprises.

veni_vedi_veni,

Yea, what happens in SOMA fucks with me whenever i think about it.

Digitizing consciousness for use in simulations, and spun up and down in an isolated environment like they are some AWS service.

psycho_driver,

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

psycho_driver,

Hell I’d be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

SeabassDan,

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

psycho_driver,

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

this_1_is_mine,

You just wait to find out how much it cost to make the hole and then to close it. Or to just purchase the little spot of ground that you’re going to be buried beneath. Or how about the giant concrete box they have to bury you in to which goes your casket. Or spending $600 on a single splay flowers… With a bow.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Donate me to science. Have it all. Dissect my woofy for all I care.

M500,

They might just blow you up with bombs or leave you in a field to rot so they can study decomposition.

TheRealKuni,

Awesome! I love the idea of being part of a corpse farm.

Jayu,

I consider it to be alarming because it can encourage people to choose cremation unnecessarily, just because it fits the budget. I would not take away or mock anyone’s choice to cremate if that really is their first choice…

But I think it’s upsetting for Orthodox Christians and other groups that require burial and would like to have a dignified casket at an affordable price. Just like how I sometimes feel bothered thinking about *the cost of burial plots." The idea of being fleeced of a significant part of a modest inheritance through the funerary process is really off-putting.

Zibitee,

I mean at that point, why aren’t churches paying the funeral expenses? Can’t let a Christian corpse get desecrated! It is their Christian duty!

BobbyNevada,

What!? And ruin the bottom line!? Blasphemous!

Jayu,

I imagine that some do pay for it, while others don’t.

I’ve learned there’s a huge variety in compensation for Priests, as well. In places like Greece, where it is the state religion, Priests are government employees, I believe, and they get some fixed amount as public servants, while in much of the world it all depends on the local parish. Many priests have to continue working in the world to pay their bills.

I am not sure if there has been a case at my church where we have crowdfunded a casket but I know we have people pay something like $25 USD a year to be buried in the Church cemetery, which is an absolute steal.

Poor people here are universally cremated.

madcaesar,

I get your point, but organized religion LOVES to fleece people. They live for that shit! Make you feel ill and sick and then sell you the 7,500 $ cure!

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