killyourfm,
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I just woke up from a vivid nightmare about attending an #Ubuntu conference.

I was tasked with serving coffee. But no one liked my #coffee. Not a single person.

They said it was too strong, too bitter. I tried explaining its quality, its origins, and why it was a terrific blend, but I lacked the vocabulary to do it. I couldn't convince them.

It was terrible.

(I don't know why this was set at an Ubuntu conference, but it was an awesome, bonding, beautiful event in my head).

baldpolnareffart,

@killyourfm Are you into specialty coffee?

killyourfm,
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@baldpolnareffart Can you define that? If we're defining it the same way, that's probably all I'm into.

IMO, by the time typical coffee hits a grocery store shelf, it's already stale.

baldpolnareffart,

@killyourfm I think there's a definition based on a well determined score, it's considered specialty if it's >=80/100, but in practical terms, coffee you buy in a grocery store is just not coffee, I buy directly from specialty coffee roasters that ship their product immediately after roasting, grind it myself and brew it

killyourfm,
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@baldpolnareffart This is exactly me. I buy either from Teneo, Cogito, or Kavantura here in Zagreb. All specialty roasters who have absolutely incredible blends and regional offerings.

baldpolnareffart,

@killyourfm That's my cup of tea, pun intended...
Btw there's a lot of data science enthusiast in the specialty coffee world!

naseef,

@killyourfm you are a coffee connoisseur. Those people in your dream prolly don't have taste.

popey,

@killyourfm It's a metaphor for Linux. Nobody cares that you spent money supporting an impoverished developer, and hand-compiled the artisanal, bespoke packages. They don't like it.

killyourfm,
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@popey Geez popey…that’s deep. And deeply sad!

edross,
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@popey

@killyourfm

And it was a mistake to use Java

matbme,

@killyourfm good thing it was just a dream because there’s no such thing as “too strong” coffee

mlabowicz,
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@killyourfm maybe it was an allegory on Ubuntu itself?

theunclemez,

@killyourfm tournee generale de cafe ...

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