Florida man points AR-15 at Uber driver who dropped his daughter off at home (www.fox35orlando.com)
Florida Fisherman Fishes Man (www.local10.com)
Okay, technically, woman....
GTA 6 Mocks Real Life by Simply Showcasing Real Life (mp1st.com)
Florida man bashes woman's head into tree stump because she woke him up on her way to the bathroom: deputies (www.yahoo.com)
A man was arrested after he allegedly “bashed” a woman’s head into a tree stump because she woke him up on her way to the bathroom, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office....
Florida man, 77, arrested in illegal erectile dysfunction pills plot (www.wtap.com)
A 77-year-old Florida man was arrested by federal officials, accused of having thousands of dollars worth of illegal pills used to treat erectile dysfunction....
Florida Woman Lives In Treehouse; Is Fined For Code Violations (youtu.be)
…yeah. This is a thing. Both of these are things.
Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel (www.bbc.co.uk)
This one is just adorable.
Jacksonville Dollar General shooter ‘hated Black people’, police reveal - latest (www.independent.co.uk)
No punchline here.
Florida man caught on video allegedly injecting chemical agent under neighbor's door, making family with baby sick (www.yahoo.com)
A Florida man was arrested and charged with injecting a chemical agent with a syringe under the door of his neighbor’s condo, police say, an act of battery allegedly caught on video that was released this week....
Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police (www.fox35orlando.com)
Florida wo-man.
Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility (www.nytimes.com)
Irony is dead, we have killed it.
Florida man kills couple, eats the husband's face (www.syracuse.com)
Naked Florida man found next to body in Maryland. Was it murder? (www.washingtonpost.com)
Leprosy cases in central Florida account for nearly 20% of national cases (www.pnj.com)
Florida family found guilty of selling bleach product as Covid-19 'cure-all' | CNN (www.cnn.com)
Florida man to give vasectomies to peacocks (www.tampabay.com)
Context not required
A 3-year-old driving a golf cart hit and killed a 7-year-old in Florida, police say | CNN (www.cnn.com)
Boy, 7, shot and killed during Florida jet ski dispute; grandfather wounded while shielding child (www.cbsnews.com)
