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@zicon@fribygda.no

Syklende pennesnobb som spiller rollespill og lager kunst. Poster på norsk & engelsk. Hun/henne.

Artist, cyclist, pen snob, gamer & certified grump. Posts in english & norwegian. She/her.

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futurebird, (edited ) to random
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I guess the downside to tumblr is you might be browsing around. Doing nothing wrong and see a "sexy shovelnose sturgeon"-- Worst part? Artist did a banger job. This fish can serve. And cook. And swim probably too.

Do not dwell on the implications of a fish in a bathing suit.

(click if you dare. I have given you a warning and thus I am absolved of all legal and moral liability for what this might awaken in you.)

https://www.tumblr.com/kewpiekills/724034858633084928/shovelnose-sturgeon?source=share

zicon,
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@futurebird ... I was warned, but I was not ready.

thor, to norge Norwegian

en kompis av meg gav meg litt sjokk her om dagen.

mamma og pappa hadde masse ølglass hjemme, sånne halvlitersglass, med Mack-logo på seg.

jeg lurte på hvor i all verden de hadde fått tak i dem, for de selges jo ikke i butikken.

kompisen min: jeg skal fortelle deg hvordan de fikk tak i dem. de stjal dem.

så i hele oppveksten min så drakk jeg altså Cola fra tyvgods. åpenlyst. og trodde at mamma og pappa hadde kjøpt dem...

#norsktut

zicon,
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@thor De kan jo ha kjøpt dem på et loppemarked, eller på et salg fra en bar som gikk konk; det finnes noen muligheter. Men det er mest sannsynlig at de stjal dem, ja.

havn, to allheimen Norwegian Bokmål
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Ah, Facebook. 🫶🏻
#Allheimen

PS: Å skrive alt-tekst på denne var.... en reise. 😅

zicon,
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@havn Jeg liker ikke hvor denne reisen brakte meg, jeg vil hjem

thor, to random
@thor@berserker.town avatar

headline from big tabloid news site today: THIS IS WHY MEN DON'T GET SEX

friend who shared it with me: ninja trick no. 1: helps to be in the same place as the woman

me: i didn't find her at Scandinavian Photo today. i quite easily get into conversations with men, with what i do. a guy on the tram became so extremely curious with my phone-and-recorder rig that he broke the rule of not talking to strangers to ask me questions.

my friend: 🤣

zicon,
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@thor Ah, innovative approach to the classic "if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" strategy. It pays to advertise!

zicon, to art
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Everything hurts and the world is on fire, time for a self-indulgent fantasy pinup.

See more of my pinups on https://zicon.no/tags/pinup

nillyrobot, to random

#WritingWonders 1. Intro. Share 3 fun facts about your favorite side character.

"Jupiter Lane" is a horror-comedy about radio monsters, nightmares, and friendship.

Arturo Torres (47), Holy Thaumaturge of Plain Hills, Plain Hills Heights, and associated municipalities

  1. Not clear if he's actually a wizard or just thinks he is.

  2. Has lived out of an RV for the past three years chasing leads on the valley.

  3. Claims the colander he wears has high magical resonance and protects him from evil.

zicon,
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@nillyrobot Nice, I want to read this!

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