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I’m listening to the #Centaurworld soundtrack, and now I really want Niffty to get a solo song number in #HazbinHotel. Kimiko didn't have nearly enough singing parts in season 1.

Nifty from Hazbin Hotel, a one eyed redheaded woman with red lipstick and a crazed look. She's wearing a pink poodle skirt and a white top with three dots.

twipped, 4 days ago to random

This is where we insert that tiktok meme of the EMT walking to the camera and saying “No.”

I hope this doesn’t need to be said, but please do not administer caffeine via the vagina or anus. You know that Panera Bread lemonade that was killing people? Yeah, this would be worse.
https://honeycomb.engineer/@olivvybee/112551385026489681

twipped, 5 days ago to animals

#catsofmastodon #bedtime

twipped, 5 days ago to random

It's interesting that after over a century of innovation in automotive design, still today the best way we've found to slow down a vehicle is to rub two pieces of metal together, and just understand that we will have to replace them eventually.

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Modern day Gift of the Magi
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112553853071210497

twipped, 5 days ago to random

How I know that Giphy has been ruined: Searching giphy for "jesus table flip" did not actually yield a gif of Jesus flipping tables.

But searching Tenor did!

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twipped, 5 days ago to random

Songs that aren't about being queer but are totally about being queer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmF17lzojrc

twipped, 5 days ago to random

It's a Matisyahu morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZQnUtGK8Lo

twipped, 5 days ago to HelluvaBoss

I get that #Spindlehorse needs to crank out that #HelluvaBoss merch in order to support the series, but it feels weird that they created a tshirt commemorating the most tragic moment of the series.

Yeah, I totally want to buy a t-shirt that reminds me of when our two main characters broke up because neither of them has the capacity to share their feelings in an adult manner.

Oh wait, no, I don't.

twipped, 5 days ago to random

This was a fun read about using Lua as a primary language. https://blog.luden.io/what-do-i-think-about-lua-after-shipping-a-project-with-60-000-lines-of-code-bf72a1328733

twipped, 6 days ago to random

This fortress that I'm playing is in a save I had abandoned because the trader caravan got bugged. If you can't trade, you can't increase your wealth, and you stop getting new migrants.

I retired and unretired the fort, which reset the caravans. This is the first one to show up in about ten years. They have no idea what's about to happen.

twipped, 6 days ago to DwarfFortress

I gated off a forgotten beast while my squads got into place to attack it. When I opened the gate, one of the soldiers instantly went down, and I was like "whoa, what just happened?"

You know, in Jurassic Park, when the T-Rex grabs Generro off the toilet and shakes him around like a dog with a toy?

Yeah, that happened.

#DwarfFortress