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Nachts sind alle Katzen grau

de.wikipedia.org/…/Nachts_sind_alle_Katzen_grau

Apparently it was originally adapted from Don Quixote

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For me it works 80% of the time. It’s only if your hands are slightly moist when you’re in trouble.

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I’d buy vast swathes of land in the countryside, and just make it a homeless refuge. They can erect a tent town if they want, host festivals, do farm work for money. Whatever, they’re protected from the police.

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I watched my sister and her fiance call each other stupid and mentally deficient, purely as jokes, and it made me feel bad for them… even though they have a great relationship and say shit like that to each other as a joke.

I think people just have different sensitivies

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Catch all the sheep I lost getting head from my old bleak gay shuns.

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sure, but wouldn’t making a club out of larger pieces of wood make more sense?

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I was once in an open relationship. It was worst experience of my life. She’d mention her old boyfriend like he was still current, we had weird codewords if one of us was interested in someone else, and any talk of future plans was just this large void. Never again.

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  1. I voted remain, but I made a big fuss that the leave camp had a valid point about the workers rights in this country, with the expectation that “remain” would be the outcome still. Yes, I’m a shyster.
  2. Yes
  3. He’s a racist ego-maniac, but he is funny at times and I like his show about tractors. People are a spectrum.
  4. I did when I was a teen. Now I find them whiney, though I do get nostalgic for that 90s sound sometimes. Ocean Colour Scene, Verve, Manics, etc.
  5. I’m sorry there’s a h-wat now?
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What’s a topic you could talk for hours about, and are you capable of summarizing it for a lay person?

(it shows that they’re interesting, so when the looks fade with time you still have something to talk about, and it shows they’re capable of not just parroting what they hear but internalizing it, and more importantly: coming down to meet you half way, the epitome of compromise through mutual dialogue)

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“We’ve noticed that your eyes track boobs a lot, so here are some ads for better bras to reduce back ache.”

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when houses become free, land/freeholds will be the new hustle. Cappies gotta cap.

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Don’t be silly. Elon is going to anonymize the data extraction first, categorise you into one of five badly defined groups, and then beam that shitty group product back into your brain.

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I thought I was the only one. Fuck you Easyjet!

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Make money for your family, after you’re gone! If you get 1 million visitors, you get 1000 dollars a month! Just need to train a bird to swoop by every few minutes, and you’re living the life!

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Futurama, eh?

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One square to rule them all, one square to find them,
one square had roast beef, and one square stayed at home.

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Nah, it’s just the sloppy creation of The One Ring, without elven craftmanship to keep things down to wearable size.

That, or they’re building a stone giant’s cock ring.

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he does raise very valid points about reproducible builds, which should be a priority if your product is security

Edit: oh @Wolflink below points out that such builds are available for Android, but iOS has issues stemming from Apple and not Signal. This then begs the question, why is Telegram reproducible on iOS?

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How does Telegram ensure reproducible builds for iOS? Or is Dorsey lying

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that’s not a fantastic answer to my question…

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that’s indeed what I am asking

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Looks like Nasretin Hoca meets Sinbad. Then again, I see literally a “black beard” which is a slur I’m not going to translate here.

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“would you get shot by Boeing…?”
“me personally? no. not really.”

How should I change my polite behavior to be more accommodating?

My parents raised me to always say “yes sir” and “no ma’am”, and I automatically say it to service workers and just about anyone with whom I’m not close that I interact with. I noticed recently that I had misgendered a cashier when saying something like “no thank you, ma’am” based on their appearing AFAB, but...

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No, you call them “shorty” and make wild claims about it being their birthday

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