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What the FUCK did I do?

saltnotsugar,

Could have stopped at 8008, but calculated too close to the sun.

saltnotsugar,

Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?

saltnotsugar,

Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!

saltnotsugar,

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

saltnotsugar,

I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.

saltnotsugar,

Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.

saltnotsugar,

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

saltnotsugar,

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

saltnotsugar,

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

saltnotsugar,

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

saltnotsugar,

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

saltnotsugar,

Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s

saltnotsugar,

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

saltnotsugar,

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

saltnotsugar,

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

saltnotsugar,

Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.

saltnotsugar,

I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.

saltnotsugar,

Weekend at Chase Manhattan.

saltnotsugar,

Shield toad.

saltnotsugar,

I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”

saltnotsugar,

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

saltnotsugar,

Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?

saltnotsugar,

Bro, do you even LEAP!?

saltnotsugar,

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

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