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Author for those who love to escape this world. The bizarre beckons me. I blame Oregon. Amateur astronomer, gardener, cancer survivor, and collector of stray cats.

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Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's extinct
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Alkali Lake / Oregon
a geographic sink in Lake County. It is in the Alkali Subbasin of the Summer Lake Basin .
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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator
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Dunes in southern Central Oregon in the Great Basin.
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You've discovered this structure on an asteroid. What do you think it is?
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What sort of footwear do artists wear?

Sketchers.
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What types of shoes don’t plumbers like?

Clogs

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Why is Winnie-the-Pooh shoeless?

He has bear feet.
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Why did the boots go to therapy?

They had ‘sole’ searching to do
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Sunset from the summit of Pine Mountain / Oregon
#LandscapePhotography #NaturePhotography #NatureBeauty #photooftheday

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Maybe the moon is made of green cheese
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