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kalayo

@kalayo@hol.ogra.ph

20s, they/she (he/it if we're bored) • made of nyan-euclidean geomeowtry. pusangyawa. mindanyaoan. voidpunk? • pinned intro

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there are but 430 mythic quest works on ao3. I am going to eat bricks. I have to make my own food.

kalayo, to random
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tulog all day fuck it

kalayo, to random
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It really looks like I simply can't function in the world without having to use facebook so what if I just say fuck it, use my account the way it's convenient for me to, and have the sole post on my profile just an ongoing masterlist of meta's bullshit. It's not going to keep them from tracking me but the salt would be good for my soul I think

kalayo, to random
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crochet pattern makers I see you and appreciate you and your witchcraft. This shit is hard

kalayo, to random
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if I track my packidge often enough maybe it'll just materialize

kalayo, to random
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wait. wait what's happening is meta doing a thing

kalayo,
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@gavi oh......oh :(((
it's weird to think that it's actually happening

kalayo,
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@job @gavi thank u for the link!

kalayo, to random
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my neighbor's loudly singing way sukod by oh! caraga. he doesn't know. he doesn't know this is in my PC's character playlist. he doesn't know he's giving me feelings about an eldritch cultist with colonized mentality and mommy issues, and that this is a song about sapphic awakening as divinity.

kalayo,
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you can trust me with bisaya folk pop songs. i will be normal around bisaya folk pop songs.

kalayo, to random
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it's not that i want to keep having billionaire blorbos, it's just that they are so asexual and annoying about it in a way that gives me brainworms

(fictional billionaires. please. this is about fictional billionaires.)

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im in hell. im in hell. save me im in h

(<- making a custom amigurumi and having no clue how to do the hair)

kalayo, to random
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do armando caruso handkerchiefs differ in thickness? a question I really thought I could look up the answer to

kalayo, to random
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I think I take it for granted that I just. Know three languages because of my heritage. Like that's one birth lottery I won, I guess. I straight up just get to access three whole worlds.

kalayo, to random
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having feelings seems so chill until you have to verbalize them to another person then suddenly youre forced to consider maybe you are emotionally constipated

kalayo,
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<- guy who struggled to say gay and lovely things to their bestie and is still trying to slow their heartbeat

kalayo,
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@punktrock this exactly! I posted after saying some corny shit and then thinking, 'okay but why am I cringing, I said the exact same thing about my tv show blorbos the other day'

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day 3? 4? of too much mythic quest rot keeping me from sleep

i am a predictable creature. all they did was give me a compelling queerplatonic relationship between two fucked up assholes and I was done for

kalayo,
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mythic quest is so mid as a sitcom but if they did longer seasons I think it could really be an amazing dramedy

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need society to stop forcing my friends to be so busy so we can all have movie nights again wtf

kalayo, to random
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i spend so much time whining about wanting brain worms but now that ive got mythic quest brain worms keeping me up til 5 every night suddenly im inconvenienced and annoyed and

kalayo, to random
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i dont actually like baking, it takes too much clean up work, but there really is a different kind of Nice that happens for everyone when you gift homebaked goods

kalayo, to random
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having a weird train of thought tonight like. can you make yourself fall in love with a field of study? that's probably a thing, right? loving people is often action, continously and consciously choosing to love despite hardships and differences. I hear people talk about loving math or history or art or whatever so often, as well as people hating them. But I dont think ive ever heard of anyone making the choice to love the the field theyre in.

kalayo,
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@smitten my head soup but yeah... thinking about it now I guess there are a lot of people who maybe weren't head over heels for the thing they ended up doing, but theyve done it long enough to get real good at it and idk. Maybe you cant do a thing for that long and that well without learning how to love it a bit.

kalayo, (edited ) to random
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how do I sell anyone on mythic quest. it's not a particularly interesting show. I wouldn't even know how to describe it. 'it's a workplace comedy' is only true up to a certain point bc it's also so full of existenial and relationship angst but the angst is for out-of-touch rich assholes so like ??? no one in my social groups would be into it. but it's good though. it has to be, because it's 2am and im losing it over the silly fictionyal game developers.

kalayo,
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@maybeitszubat pleathe if you ever do and find yourself liking it, @ me

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