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kalayo

@kalayo@hol.ogra.ph

20s, they/she (he/it if we're bored) • made of nyan-euclidean geomeowtry. pusangyawa. mindanyaoan. voidpunk? • pinned intro

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my vertebrate anatomy prof fully gave up lmao. exam today had a matching type question that just looked like, "walrus - biggest dong - baculum"

kalayo,
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also today I forgot ruminants exist so when asked point blank to discuss foregut fermenters I panicked and said "chickens"

tama na po. end the sem na po chariz.

kalayo,
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but anyway. this is the first semester in the past (checks notes) three attempts in two years, that I've actually made it all the way to the end. went to class and submitted requirements and everything. even though I didn't do it perfectly, and right now I still have a project hanging over me two weeks after the deadline. but I made it here, so I'm taking the W.

kalayo, to random
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they say the horrors persist, and thus as an aspiring horror, I gotta keep going

kalayo, to random
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hope I do a lot of crimes this june

kalayo, to random
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omg the bear season 3 trailer is out. I cannot watch it besties. just thinking about it is making my tear ducts act up.

kalayo,
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mao jud ni ang rason na di na ko kapaminaw ug kanta. im too fragile about all the art I like lmao.

kalayo, to random
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yknow for someone who talks a lot about having moon/dark/wicked energy, a lot of my ocs sure hav sun/light/flourishing energy. I really can't build a brand to save my life smh.

kalayo,
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once again fighting the urge to make a thread of the ocs. or at least sink hours into putting them in a neocities page.

kalayo, to random
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learned the word voidpunk recently and oooo [rotates it in my brain]

kalayo, to random
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sometimes the brain cell isn't braining. and that's okay. you can ask a friend to lend you their brain cell for a sec, so you can make a small decision. analysis paralysis happens.

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bullying my friends to go out and buy baked goods so I also go out and buy baked goods. I have 0 self-motivation today lmao

kalayo,
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@gil I havent decided yet, one of the local cafe/bakeries... either I get choco crinkles or something, or I splurge on a big croissant

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arats laro sdv

kalayo, to random
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anyway this mask lanyard is still my favorite thing. ive made others, but I end up using this one every day because it's just so kalcore.

kalayo,
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tf the alt text didnt save ,

kalayo,
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@gil im winning at kalbeing tbh

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it has been a whole 26 minutes since my scheduled email went out and still no reply. I cant believe they would do this to me. /jk

kalayo,
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oh they replied

oh nooo the reply.

gil, to random

i fucked up my empanada and now it looks more like a fry bread taco 😔

kalayo,
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@gil all empanadas are beautiful

kalayo, to random
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oh dc pride annual is out

sadly they forgot to pinkwash for me specifically again :< (still no selina kyle mention)

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i am now accepting donations for gay waterproof boots

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/bayanmoipatrolmo/statuses/112523629540267988

gil, to random

[banging pots and pans together] ALRIGHT everybody back to work, get back into the shitposting mines

kalayo,
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@gil even in this house I am a freeloader :p

gil, to random

holograms... who wants a custom role/tag

kalayo,
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@gil SIYEMPRE AKO but what is this (2)

kalayo,
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@gil @jammy ouuu shiny. I want one ​:eankitty_plead:​ if I can ever decide on what I want it to say lmao

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