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justin

@justin@socel.net

justin esparza. visual designer. 91yo mom’s co-pilot. kahruvel creator. salazar jack’s soul. he/him. http://kahruveldesign.com/ life. liberty. pursuit of happiness. vote blue 2024.

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StillIRise1963, to random
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This man I live with falls asleep in the middle of the movies we’re watching. I know because he snores.

justin,
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@StillIRise1963

Please don't watch "A Nightmare On Elmstreet."

lauren, to random
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So in the famous opening sequence of "Alien" (1979) as we survey the poorly lit interior of the ship, there's a shot that always has bothered me. At one point, we see one of the "bobbing duck" toys happily bobbing away. There's a problem with that. Those only work as long as the container they're bobbing from (in this case, a glass of water apparently) still has water in it for the duck to wet its beak. So, with the crew in long hibernation -- hmm -- who has been refilling the glass, which otherwise would have been devoid of water through evaporation in short order.

justin,
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@lauren

Maybe there is a v e r y slow drip glacially replenishing the water in the glass?

Oh, and some random chains hanging down from the ceiling nearby.

justin, to ElderScrollsOnline
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I'm no Juan Valdez, but I definitely smell freshly-ground coffee brewing...

#ElderScrollsOnline

justin, to random
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Just sent some money to my Mastodon hoster. Don't forget to support yours!

https://Ko-fi.com/home/coffeeshop?txid=b0ff7d2f-066a-49c4-b1d4-39f2a06856f7&mode=public&img=ogiboughtsomeone

StillIRise1963, to random
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I just realized that the old McDonald's apple pies were fried.

justin,
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@StillIRise1963

I just burned the roof of my mouth reading this!

georgetakei, to random

A calculated error.

justin,
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@georgetakei

I like an alarm I can count on.

ElleGray, to random
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no I dont want a "smart" house. haven't you ever seen a horror movie. the last thing I need in my life rn is a home that can scheme

justin,
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@Npars01 @ElleGray

“Fridge, is there ice cream in the freezer?”

“Yes. There is half a quart of vanilla bean and a quart of peanut butter chocolate.”

“Fridge, please unlock the freezer door.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

justin, to random
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Mom and I are watching “Galaxy Quest,” her for the first time, and she is absolutely enthralled by it.

justin, to HashtagGames
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justin, to HashtagGames
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Ultimate FrisBree


justin, to random
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Added “91yo mom’s co-pilot” to my bio as caretaking is a huge part of my life now. Helps me remember it’s her hand on the yoke; I’m here to keep the plane well-maintained, in the air, and on course.

justin, to random
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justin, to random
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Finally able to wander around Calpheon City in Black Desert Online unemcumbered. Oh, what a feeling!

lauren, to random
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If you live long enough, you get to see pretty much everything.

justin,
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@lauren

@kahruveldesign’s Justin, an older man with short, cropped gray hair and a handlebar mustache, in his garage with his arms crossed, wearing a brown T-Shirt and silently nodding in appreciation. Behind him are worktables with various shelves and storage bins visible. On the workbenches are a propane tank and a large metal vise bolted to the tabletop.

justin,
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@lauren

That was supposed to be a GIF of me slowly nodding in agreement. Here is a still frame image.

arstechnica, to random
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This is the first X-ray taken of a single atom

SX-STM enables detection of type of atom, simultaneous measurement of its chemical state.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/05/this-is-the-first-x-ray-taken-of-a-single-atom/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

justin,
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lauren, to random
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60s advertising catch phrase enhanced with AI: "Your AI sank my battleship!"

justin,
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@lauren
AI - It’s the surreal thing!

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