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j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

Official announcement! I will be KEYNOTING this year's @Hak4Kidz conference! Bring your kids to Chicago this June!

https://www.hak4kidz.com/activities/

j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

DFIR problem: I have a file system, which I know contains some sort of encrypted set of additional files. Maybe a folder, maybe a zip, maybe a truecrypt-type volume. How do I go about scanning for likely candidates? Some kind of entropy check, I assume.

j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

I’ve been re-watching Bojack, and now my feed is constantly trying to sell me horse tranquilizer

j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

Hope was my favorite con for 20 years. Anarchy works quite well in small groups, but this group got too big and succumbed to the “someone who isn’t me should do something about this” problem.

https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/19/hope-less/

j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

Bye jerks; my dream job is headhunting me

j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

I found the dibs winner

j0hnnyxm4s, 4 months ago to random

I don’t know why we’re all so terrified of AI when 10 years later the dumb thing still has to ask me what a motorcycle looks like.

j0hnnyxm4s, 5 months ago to random

My phone keeps telling me I missed a call even though I stared at it ringing for the full 60 seconds. How do I fix this?

j0hnnyxm4s, 5 months ago to random

Remember in the 90s when computers screamed every time we connected them to the Internet, and we just thought they were overreacting?

j0hnnyxm4s, 6 months ago to random

In case you thought you were nuts: yes, @amazon is in fact scamming you when you sort low-to-high. It drops the cheapest items. This is also causing cheap junk dealers to inflate their prices to still get listed (and make you think they're not junk).

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j0hnnyxm4s, 6 months ago to random

Who out there like “Mmmmmmm FLOUR”

j0hnnyxm4s, 6 months ago to random

Hacktivism is alive and well

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/ransomware-gang-files-sec-complaint-over-victims-undisclosed-breach/

j0hnnyxm4s, 7 months ago to random

Hello extraterrestrial archeologists who are here long after we destroyed our civilization, and are now sifting through the ashes of our old data to learn who we were! Allow me to hand-deliver to you the Rosetta Stone of what caused things to go so poorly: this single phrase:

j0hnnyxm4s, 7 months ago to random

Nobody who is currently alive was born before the first fax was transmitted over telephone lines.

j0hnnyxm4s, 7 months ago to random

Ðetta reddast

j0hnnyxm4s, 7 months ago to random

20+ years later and all of us are still at it. @ihackedwhat was one of the first personalities I met in this community, and speaking along side him at any con will always be a reminder of how far I’ve come and how much everyone I’ve met along the way has done for me, however unintentionally.

j0hnnyxm4s, 7 months ago to random

I just got the most American spam this planet has ever seen

j0hnnyxm4s, 8 months ago to random

https://www.forbes.com/sites/traversmark/2023/09/30/theres-no-such-thing-as-too-many-hobbies-a-psychologist-explains/

j0hnnyxm4s, 8 months ago to random

… isn’t this literally everyone who has touched a computer since like 1993?

j0hnnyxm4s, 8 months ago to random

TOMORROW at MISI’s “Hack the Hospital” conference, I’ll be delivering a 2-HOUR SESSION using my “Couch to Compromise” lecture on the most common attacks being leveraged against large enterprises in 2023, and their most effective defenses!

https://misi.tech/hack-the-building-2-agenda/

j0hnnyxm4s, 8 months ago to random

This is in a museum

j0hnnyxm4s, 9 months ago to random

Atom is in the ER. It’s time.

j0hnnyxm4s, 9 months ago to random

By far the most overlooked security control in every large enterprise is a dedicated and properly-labelled Security Chair

j0hnnyxm4s, 9 months ago to random

The SECURING SEXUALITY con is happening in just under TWO MONTHS! Come check out the likes of @evacide @ihackedwhat and myself as we bust out of the infosec echo chamber and combine forces with dominant personalities from all over the sexuality vertical!

https://www.securingsexuality.com/#/

j0hnnyxm4s, 11 months ago to random

Every year around this time, the number of fingers in existence in this country decreases significantly.