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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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heiglandreas, to random
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"I'd rather listen to fuckin' paint dry"....

Some people can really be to the point 😂

csickendieck, to random German
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Der Nächste bitte:

Eklat an Elite-Internat im Norden: Schüler schmettern Nazi-Parolen – wie im „Pony“

https://www.mopo.de/im-norden/nicht-nur-in-der-pony-bar-nazi-parolen-auch-im-feinen-internat-louisenlund/

50.000 Euro Schulgeld per Anno. Die Eltern, viele aus den noblen Stadtteilen Hamburgs, wissen, was sie bekommen.

Viele der Schüler:innen sollen auch Gäste des Pony auf Sylt sein.

(Ich bin sicher, Ihr wisst, wie Ihr den Artikel befreien könnt.)

heiglandreas,
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@csickendieck "Elite"...

Bloss weil jemand Geld hat, heisst das ja nicht automatisch, das die Person kein Arschloch ist.

maccath, to random
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On my way to the airport for this week in Berlin. I'll be delivering two talks - 🔐 Auth 101 and 🧅 Shrek, Onions and Architecture.

Looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and indomitable @jrf_nl, @zzap, @michelle and @jessicamauerhan!

Will you be there? :)

heiglandreas,
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@maccath @jrf_nl @zzap @michelle @jessicamauerhan Have fun y'all!

heiglandreas,
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@michelle @flowcontrol @maccath @jrf_nl @zzap @jessicamauerhan

Severe FOMO hitting.... 😁

heiglandreas,
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@maccath Good to know 😁!

(And I didn't expect anything else!)

🌶️

/cc @michelle

heiglandreas,
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@michelle So do I!

But we'll run into each other at one point! 🫂

ocramius, to random
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03:30 hospital visits aren't the best 🙄

heiglandreas,
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@ocramius Get well soon!

heiglandreas, to random
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The hanging bookshelf is shaping up quite nicely😁

A hang8ng bookshelf over a window

heiglandreas,
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@mcSlibinas 😍

heiglandreas,
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@dbu Yeah 😁

essentially we bought the view 😂

ramsey, to Kubernetes
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I’m interested in running (i.e., ) as the app server for a website. The website has multiple domains pointing to it, and I plan to run this in a cluster. Can someone point to any docs or blog posts that show how others have set up similar configurations with Caddy or FrankenPHP, especially with regard to how Caddy magically configures HTTPS for the domains in this kind of setup?

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey Ping @Hariboas

Synchro, to random
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So the question is: will my delayed Air Dolomiti flight to Frankfurt get there in time for my connecting flight to Berlin

heiglandreas,
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@Synchro Sorry to hear that. Did youat least make it to FRA?

ocramius, to random
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Fully switched to my Fairphone after @phpday 2024, and it feels like a good phone without Android bloatware (looking at you, Samsung, Google, etc.).

A bit big, but it runs as it should, and I feel better knowing that I'll be able to replace any part of it in very few minutes, if it breaks.

The fairbuds headphones feel amazing too: better than my old Sony WF-1000XM3, for which I had even custom silicone plugs made. Also there, the Sony ones failed due to batteries dying, while here I change 'em

heiglandreas,
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@pierstoval I'm still on my 3+. Running /e/os.

The only thing I replaced was the camera. With a Nikon Z30 😁

Apart from that: No regrets. And no need to get a newer one so far.

/cc @ocramius @phpday

heiglandreas,
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@pierstoval Hm. Good question....

I don't use a gmail address but IIRC you can use gmail via SMTP and IMAP so you'd be able to use your accounts via the built in email client (slightly modiied K9 resp. Thunderbird)

Never tried the gmail app but that seems to be a possibility as well...

/cc @ocramius @phpday

cstross, to random
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Not enough people realize that the "Turing Test" as originally presented was "can a gay English man in 1945 tell the difference between a chatbot and a femme-coded woman" over a teletype connection.

(Turing was very gay and had a sex-segregated education and then work life: he basically didn't know women and his alienation is palpable. But today's techbros don't have any such excuse, and the emphasis on femme-coded AI is ... telling.)
https://mastodon.xyz/@pmorinerie/112506480363973206

heiglandreas,
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@Npars01 @cstross what makes up a "male" or "female" voice?

heiglandreas,
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@Npars01 Thanks. A lot to read through!

what I noticed on a quick glance though were a lot of "in general", "usually" and "often". Which makes me wonder whether a lot of the difference we are used to regarding voice and gender is based on culture, upbringing and learning rather than actual differences in the "instrument".

Like we can hear that a Guitar is played by a Gary Moore or a Mark Knopfler.

/cc @cstross

phrawzty, to random
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I feel like most in-house software is tacitly released under the Hot Potato Licence.

heiglandreas,
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@phrawzty Now I have to re-read "The Long and Dark Teatime of the Soul"....

"Hot Potato" "Pass it on"...

pallenberg, to random
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Julia Klöckner (CDU): "Grüne feiern ein „Ergebnis“ einer Umfrage, die laut Fachleuten mit bisher nicht da gewesener krimineller Energie gegen die CDU im Netz manipuliert wurde."

Ich habe mir mal das Zukunftsprogramm der CDU besorgt, um noch tiefer in diese bisher nicht da gewesene Digitalkompetenz einzutauchen!

heiglandreas,
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@pallenberg Wobei ich nicht weiss , wofür es da eine Diskette braucht.

"Dagegen" passt auch auf eine einzige Lochkarte...

heiglandreas, to random
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Wir haben eine Umfrage ins Internet gestellt. Aber weil das immer noch ist, haben wir keine Ahnumg von dem was wir da machen und schieben die Schuld daran, das was anderes rauskommt, als wir gerne hätten jetzt auf alle, die an der Umfrage teilgenommen haben...

ich glaube das mit der Demokratie, das üben wir noch mal, oder?

heiglandreas,
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@johannes Auch schlechte Publicity ist publicity... Schon richtig 🙈

heiglandreas,
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@johannes Wirklich dramatisch ist für mich die normalisierung des Begriffes "kriminelle Energie". Das das jetzt schon die Nutzung eines frei ferfügbaren Buttons bezeichnet sprucht Bände!

ocramius, to random
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Amazon deliveries are getting weird

heiglandreas,
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@ocramius Why do you order scorpions?

Or was that a hard rock order gone south?

avatter, to random German
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Die einzige relevante Umfrage zur "Rücknahme des Verbrenner-Aus" findet übrigens am 9. Juni 2024 statt. Geht wählen!

video/mp4

heiglandreas,
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@avatter Und berücksichtigt, wie die CDU damit umgeht, wenn etwas nicht nach Ihrer Erwartung verläuft!

thomastospace, to php
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Making PDF's in makes me cry.

heiglandreas,
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@thomastospace Yes.

You'd need PDFlib+PDI

Schrank, to random German
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@packagist Awesome! composer req phpunit now adds phpunit to require-dev as default, without asking - I LIKE!

heiglandreas,
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@pierstoval Sorry 8f that came across like that. No. The project consists of sources, tests and other things.

But dependencies for me are only things that are required in production. Everything else is for me tools.

And those should IMO not be maintained with the same tool.

/cc @Hariboas @shochdoerfer @gmazzap @naderman @Schrank

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