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gullevek

@gullevek@famichiki.jp

MAIN account for @gullevek

Tokyo, Coder, Photographer, Multi Account Holder, Mega Fedi Versers

I haz german speaking skillz too (sometimes)

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gomichild, to random
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Spaghetti Taco - Above

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats @mangotable @gomichild Oh yeah. Carbs in carbs in carbs! Like the doctor ordered.

FlockOfCats, to random
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Kris Kross will make you Jump! Jump!

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Nah. Looks like my kid who always wears her t shirts wrong way until her younger sister points it out. Totally normal.

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Ja! We turn around ze Jacke! So hawt

Walk Off Magnum GIF

fetchezlavache, to random
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Crack down on the cyclists, but deregulate scooters...๐Ÿคท

โ€“ Law change lets Japan police crack down on rule-breaking cyclists โ€“

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2024/05/06b205af7e05-law-change-lets-japan-police-crack-down-on-rule-breaking-cyclists.html

gullevek,
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@fetchezlavache @redhero Itโ€™s the fucking car mafia!

gullevek,
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softicecreamlesley, to random
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Well, I guess years of camping and being sent here and there to make teaching presentations will yield this result. Well traveled, but have always lived in the same area of Nagoya my entire adult life. (Thanks to @tokyohomo for posting this link. https://zhung.com.tw/japanex/)

gullevek,
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@softicecreamlesley @mangotable @tokyohomo Don't even want to do this ... I think mine looks white ...

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats @softicecreamlesley @mangotable @tokyohomo My lack of north Japan is sad.

FlockOfCats, to random
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My tummy hurts. Could it be related to the things I put in my tummy?? ๐Ÿค”

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Never

FlockOfCats, to random
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Iโ€™ve discovered a very stupid subgenre of animal TikTok โ€” mislabeled primates TikTok

A representative example would be someone commenting โ€œlook at the monkeyโ€™s buttโ€ while filming a chimpanzee in a video titled โ€œGorilla at zooโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค

There are a lot of these types of videos ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats That is just to confuse AI training programs

FlockOfCats, to random
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We donโ€™t get to see any aurora here, but at least the coronal mass ejection didnโ€™t destroy the power grid, satellites, and other electronics to plunge society into a post-apocalyptic hellscape ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Fucking sun wanker. Jizzing all over our solar system. Get a room

pippa, to random
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โ€œif we had a fourth child it would be pretty easyโ€ are words that actually came out of my mouth this evening, someone hit me over the head

gullevek,
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@pippa Imagine. Triplets

appassionato, to palestine
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Israel's armed forces have begun evacuating Palestinian civilians from Rafah ahead of a threatened assault on the southern Gazan city.
May 6

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-begins-evacuating-palestinian-civilians-rafah-radio-says-2024-05-06/

@palestine
#Gaza
#Rafah
#evacuation

gullevek,
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FlockOfCats, to random
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gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Saw some at Kaldi. For a price

FlockOfCats, to random
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Apparently this butt plug will change the world ๐Ÿ˜ณ

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Buttrice?

networker_365, to random
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Getting one or two stops back on a train to catch an empty train constitutes fare evasion. Many commuters think it would not be found, but not necessarily true. This is what friends of mine working as station staff told me:

  1. Ask all passengers to alight the train before it reverses

  2. Make sure that all passengers queue up before doors

  3. Do ticket inspection from the end of each queue

  4. Result in penalty fares of 200k to 800k yen in most cases.

gullevek,
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@TomatoGrilledCheese @networker_365 You hop on a train at your station go the other way. Go off and take the empty train from said station. I assume this is for more far away stuff. Doubt anyone in Tokyo gives a fuck.

gullevek, to random
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Is it Moss? #Mosstodon

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Looks very much like it

FlockOfCats, to random
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I donโ€™t know who* needs to hear this, but living in Japan is not a substitute for a personality

(*itโ€™s me, and also most Japan YouTubers)

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats BUT SEXY ANIME LOLIS EVERYWHERE?!?!

FlockOfCats, to random
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I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s my browsing habits or something about the todayโ€™s mobile web, but the number of open browser tabs on my phone goes from zero to ungodly very quickly ๐Ÿง

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Because every link is treated as open in new tab. I do not know if this is a default setting for browsers or whatever. But you just start checking one thing and suddenly you have 50 tabs open ... and no idea if some of them where things that you want to actually keep ... all fucked

FlockOfCats, to random
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The donโ€™t read ใ‚ฝ as ใƒณ challenge (impossible)

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Go ใ‚ท with your ใƒ„

shilkytouch, to random
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gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats @shilkytouch Perhaps their penises are really small and they need compensate?

FlockOfCats, to random
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Dear Wind,

Youโ€™ve made your point. Now please knock it off. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Chibaraki residents

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats
I also sign this

Tokyo Resident

FlockOfCats, to random
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Weโ€™re in a new dark era of Japanese TV โ€” annoying Conan mascot on TV all the time

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Bring back funasshi! And that natto mascot

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to movies
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Just curious, what would be your preference here?

โ€œWe measured the values of parameters A and B and analyzed the relationship between ___________.โ€

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats them. Nothing else feels correct

gullevek,
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@FlockOfCats Ah. Academic people. I am just second language English speaker ;) I just go by my guts

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