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fleckenstein

@fleckenstein@lizzy.rs

#ifndef LIZZY_H
#define LIZZY_H

#include <@naviβ€€h>

#define GIRLFRIEND navi // :patsNavi:

Bi transfem from Germany.
18 and on the autism spectrum.

:blobcattrans: HRT since 18.01.2024

Systems programmer and aspiring mathematician. Constructivist.

Passionate about Lua, Rust, Haskell and C. Studying Computer Science at TU Darmstadt. Member at https://chaos.social/@cccda.
Free Software user and contributor, uses Artix Linux.

I'm interested in formal verification, operating systems development, graphics programming and compiler development / programming language design.

Communist, kind of a theory nerd. Aligns with Rosa Luxemburg and Leon Trotsky.

Besides programming, I like video games, crocheting, literature, anime and cuddling cuties.

Most of my posts are in English but I will occasionally post in German.

You can ask me questions anoynmously: https://retrospring.net/@Fleckenstein

I have a robot girl version: https://social.lizzy.rs/@autoflecky

I generally appreciate favorites, boosts and replies. I won't be able to see emoji reactions however since I'm (still) a filthy mastodon user.

Boundaries: Cuddles and flirting are okay, but should be seen as platonic since I am taken by @navi. I also don't mind general lewd or kinky remarks, as long as you use appropriate content warnings - however being lewd/kinky specifically towards me probably won't meet resonance.
Don't be shy with me, I'm not sensitive: When in doubt, just post it. I will let you know if I do not like something.

Excessive hashtag users DNI.

Warning: User may spontaneously infodump.

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί

My (single user) instance is running a modified version of mastodon to bump up some character limits. You can find the source code here: https://github.com/LizzyFleckenstein03/mastodon

#endif

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fleckenstein, to random
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it's so homophobic that I can't cuddle her rn

fleckenstein, to random
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me: makes a post saying that the best web language is just writing plain HTML without any of that BS

everyone: replies with their favorite web app stack

this is the opposite of the point i'm making

graphite, to random

ruby on rails is the best web language

fleckenstein,
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@graphite no, that would be HTML :P

simon_brooke, to trans
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If you're saying that people cannot use lavatories of their legally assigned and recognised gender, you're essentially saying they cannot safely use lavatories in public places at all. Which means you're saying that they cannot travel, and cannot exist in the public realm. Which means you're also saying that that legal recognition is meaningless and worthless.

Trans people are our brothers and sisters, our comrades. Is this really the world we want to build for them?

fleckenstein,
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@simon_brooke > Which means you're saying that they cannot [...] exist in the public realm.

That's the purpose of repressions against trans people. The purpose is to "eradicate transgenderism from public life".

fleckenstein, to random
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ADHD? nah I'm still AD360p πŸ˜”

fleckenstein, to random
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(context: https://bagder.github.io/emails/2019/2019-03-06.html)

the maslov pyramid of needs with every layer replaced by "server abbress"

kaia, to random
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they did not look alike after all

fleckenstein,
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@mischievoustomato @kaia @vertka the joke is supposed to be that the recipient is supposed to become her first husband

fleckenstein, (edited )
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@anarchist @kbin_space_program in the same sense that pissing yourself is better than shitting yourself maybe

fleckenstein,
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@BradleyUffner @RealFknNito wow this is just like reddit 🍿

usernameswift, to random
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:gay_france:

fleckenstein,
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@usernameswift

mia, to random
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ethernet cables getting twisted up with other cables? just untwist the pair!

fleckenstein,
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@mia just use wifi cables instead

rq, to random

I don't want to be a content creator. I want to be a content encryptor.

fleckenstein,
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@rq I am a content destructor

fleckenstein, to random
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Spaniard sounds like an insult ngl πŸ₯΄

fleckenstein,
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@Randelung @seaQueue well, i have dedicated JavaScript hardware (https://developer.arm.com/documentation/dui0801/h/A64-Floating-point-Instructions/FJCVTZS)

larsfrommars, to random
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here's a really funny video of a guy getting terrified by cows

video/mp4

fleckenstein,
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@larsfrommars whoa this is just like in minecraft. theres. cows and trees and grass

fleckenstein, to random
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type of shit people told me in my childhood: "you'll have to stop being weird. what if you meet a girl you like and she doesn't like you because you're weird"

me now, a weird girl who likes weird girls with a just as weird girlfriend who also likes weird girls: :neofox_smug:

fleckenstein, to random
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okay lmao
airport security made a big fuzz about me being trans
i was sent to the female security guard to be checked, she asked me for my name and i said my deadname (the name on my passport)
then she was like "oh, uhm, oh, okay, I don't know if I'm allowed to touch you, I'll go check with my colleagues"
so she got her colleagues and started to explain "this lady uhm, uhm, she's (looking for words) she's a man??"
the colleague said well, what matters is what's on my passport, I said my passport says male and I don't really mind who I get checked by (I really don't, I'm bisexual, it doesn't make a difference to me)
so then they said in theory I have to get checked by the male officer, I said (again) that I don't mind, but the male officer looked at me and was like "no, no, I can't touch her"
then the officers went to get the federal police to testify that it's okay for me to be touched by a woman, I assured them that I do not care who touches me
so I ended up getting checked by the female security guard, she apologized a lot and said she doesn't mind personally, she just didn't learn how to deal with this and what she's allowed to do, and that if I feel uncomfortable I can tell her and she will stop immediately, and that I should please not feel discriminated

honestly this entire thing made my day, I'm in a good mood now
this means that I pass pretty well, and the fact that my gender is so confusing the federal police had to get involved just makes me incredibly smug

lanodan, to random
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> try the static analyzer of gcc
> spews a whole bunch of bullshit

LLVM Static Analyzer is really the only good one out there.

fleckenstein,
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@navi @lanodan i somehow also get a bunch of BS results every time, while you don't get them with the same code, it's really weird and obscure

olivvybee, to random
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β€œnsfw” is the most useless content warning of all, you could open it to find a story about someone operating a forklift without a license, or you could open it to find a closeup HD video of someone’s genitals

fleckenstein,
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@olivvybee i want to see a crossover of these please. operating a forklift without a license while naked

fleckenstein, to random
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a scientific paper is just a professional infodump tbh

fleckenstein, to random
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cheesegoblin, to random
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I'm mtf (malloc to free)

fleckenstein,
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@cheesegoblin

MALLOC TO FREE
MEMORY IS A FUCK
ι¬Όη₯ž Realloc Em All 1972
I am Garbage Collector
410,757,864,530 LEAKED BYTES

fleckenstein, to random
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im like if a lesbian was also into boys

fleckenstein,
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@rail_ whoa no way :blobfox_gasp:

fleckenstein,
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@rail_

schratze, to random
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fleckenstein,
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@schratze i love using software made by fossbros. any fossbro is a bro of mine

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