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doctorwhom

@doctorwhom@mastodon.social

Boring straight white male.

#DoctorWho#skeptic#Eurovision#old 👴

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doctorwhom, to Eurovision
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Ok, my final comment on #Eurovision tonight. I think #Switzerland had a great song! But I can't sing it, But #Croaatia is an ear worm.

doctorwhom, to Armenia
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I hoping #Armenia wins. My fav is #Ireland, but my favorite never wins.

#Eurovision

angiebaby, to Eurovision
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I'm honestly a little surprised that there's not an "Americavision," seems like the kind of spiteful thing us Yanks would do.

#Eurovision

doctorwhom,
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doctorwhom, to spain
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Is #Spain in the #thong contest too?

#Eurovision

doctorwhom, to Eurovision
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I wonder if there is a country I can use to watch . I'd rather get a $75 t-shirt from Tor then pay $6.99 for a month.

doctorwhom, to roadtrip
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My teenage child complained from time to time that they have never been to a , so as we where on a last weekend we stopped at a McDonald's. I said "When I was a child I liked the Big Mac."

They replied "What's a Big Mac?"

I went into mode, my mind went blank, feelings left my face, & in a monotone voice I said: "TwoAllBeefPattiesSpecialSauceCheeseLettucePicklesOnionsOnASesameSeedBun".

Then I assassinated somebody else's political opponents.

doctorwhom, to random
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Why does lingonberries on meatballs sound good, but #mint jelly on lamb sound bad?

#MyKidsin3Words

doctorwhom, to random
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My plastic wreath is still up, sorry Robert Herrick. Why? Well, I was taking it down around , and noticed there was a nest in it. Now I see a sitting in the nest from time to time. I guess my front door is unusable for a bit.

Been unable to get a good snap of the bird.

Cassandra, to StarTrek
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I think I missed at least the last season of #StarTrek Discovery - possibly more - but I will give season 5 a try. I do quite like Michael Burnham.

doctorwhom,
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@Cassandra

I hope you liked Fred. We all love Fred!

doctorwhom, to StarTrek
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, bring Fred back!

doctorwhom, to Minecraft
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Been playing on as I'm on a . So far I suck, I think the beginning game is harder on MineTest then . But It's sill fun.

Is there a Minetest package similar to Minecraft but doesn't try to clone it?

doctorwhom, to random
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I've been on the Francis Scott Key Bridge, it was nice, 30 years ago.

QasimRashid, to random
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SCOTUS is hearing arguments to ban Mifepristone b/c “FDA failed to address concerns about whether the drug is safe for women.”

Mifepristone reports 5 deaths per 1M people who use it—a death rate of 0.0005%.

Viagra has a 15X greater death rate.

So…when do we ban Viagra??🤔

doctorwhom,
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@QasimRashid

Never thought about getting #Viagra until now.

onan, to random
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SubGenius isn't wrong. You just better pray that it's RIGHT.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

doctorwhom,
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@onan

Thank you for caring about my soul.

Wait, are souls a thing?

MagentaRocks, to Tennis
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Tennis Channel+ commentator...

"The technology sees everything."

#tennis @tennis

doctorwhom,
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@MagentaRocks @tennis

I'm never going to poop again.

doctorwhom, to linux
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Have you ever gone off about the history of certain #Unix commands at work written in the 1970's for five minutes before you realize nobody cares?

Yes! No, no. Just me. sigh

#Linux

doctorwhom,
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@josephholsten

Yea know, you can tell you should stop when you get to 1973's grep command.

doctorwhom, to random
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Going to wait until sundown to serve my child dinner tonight.

jeffjarvis, to random
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Finland always surprises: 600 high-school students dancing old-time dances: live video.
https://www.hs.fi/kaupunki/art-2000010226411.html

doctorwhom,
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@jeffjarvis

I am the odd person who has both a USA high school degree plus a Swedish one! The Swedish graduation events where so much classier.

But, at least in the late 80's early 90's, Swedish bulling was a bigger thing.

doctorwhom, to StarTrek
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Finally watching #StarTrek:SNW season 2, and what's with the #DuckDuckGo name drop?

juliewebgirl, to HashtagGames
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doctorwhom,
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doctorwhom,
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nixCraft, to random
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Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in #Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

doctorwhom,
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@nixCraft

I hear Elvis was good at this too.

MagentaRocks, to Tennis
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Ok, now nap time before the #tennis. It's gonna be a long night again. #AO @tennis

Also a warning to anyone who doesn't care about tennis to mute me until January 27th. ✌️ 🎾

doctorwhom,
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@MagentaRocks @tennis

I think of Mr. Rocks as my primary news source for the #AO news. You need to get a press pass.

doctorwhom,
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@MagentaRocks @tennis

I think of Mr. Rocks as my primary news source for the #AO news. Needs to get a press pass.

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