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christ

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Ride bikes. Ride rails. Pants. He/Him. Trying. Toronto. Sade fan.

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christ, to random
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Raise your hand if you know a person who is wondering if they should smoke the soggy joint they found on the tombstone of George A. Romero.

/me raises their hand.

christ, to random
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Big up Claudia Sheinbaum. ✊ ❤️ 🇲🇽

christ, to cycling
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Today's Ride: Some absolutely gorgeous mists on the spit and a few interactions with others. Positive interactions first. I took a break in a park by the lake. There was a family who were taking pics of themselves and the area. Another park user offered to take their picture as a group. They took loads and explained that it was their first day in Canada and it was all in all pleasant to watch. It got better. (multi-part post in the replies) #TodaysRide #BikeTO #BikeTooter #BubblePeople

A picture of a single track dirt trail with greenery on each side of the trail and some trees in the distance. A flock of geese can be seen flying overhead through the brutal mists. FTP.
Yours truly pointing at a giant inflatable, clear, bubble that people will climb into and pull a jesus by walking on water. I didn't stick around to watch them though. Next time. Defund, abolish, and prosecute the police.

christ,
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As the pic taker walked away they asked to get a pic with her. They all took selfies with the pic taker. As the pic taker left I told them how charming that was and they smiled and said they love to do stuff like that and that they bet they are famous in Japan. I wished them a good day. I then continued my ride. Maybe 20 mins later I ran into pic taker again and hollered, "Hey, aren't you famous in Japan" SMILES. AND. LAUGHTER. #GoodTimes #TodaysRide #BikeTO #BikeTooter

A video of one of my favourite spots on the spit. A wild meadow that is quite green right now but will really kick off with wildflowers in a few weeks. A beautiful mist rolls through it, obscuring everything outside of the meadow. The sound of birds, rustling leaves and wind can be heard. I love this spot. Do not talk to the cops.

christ,
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There is also a cyclist who wears a full covid face shield when they ride around the spit. I cross their path often and have begun to wave and say hello. They do the same in response. We've never stopped to talk. Saw them again today. Had a Canadian Stand off on the single track in the previous post video as well where we all held each other up and wasted time offering to let the oncoming person by. #GoodTimes #TodaysRide #BikeTO #BikeTooter

christ, (edited )
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And now the negative interactions. With guess who. Motorists. One motorist not paying attention to other road users attempted to t-bone me at an intersection. Then honked and swore at me. Another cut me off then when I gave them the "What's up shrug" in their rear view the proceeded to brake check me and flip me the bird. I passed both of these knuckle heads when they got stuck in traffic of their own making. Ride rating: 17.5 out of 10.

christ,
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@gnomon Thank you. It happens. I'll never let the haters spoil a nice day tho.

christ, to random
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A Public apology to the shirtless fellow riding out on the spit today with a dog. As I passed I shouted, "No Dogs on the spit!*". They replied, "IT'S NOT MINE!" and then I clocked that they had fashioned a make shift rope out of their shirt and were leading the doggo off the spit. I muttered, "My bad!", but I don't think you heard me. Two Good boys and one** quick to judge, passing like ships on the spit. Thank you for your service.

*It's a wildlife protected area **me #BikeTO #TodaysRide

christ, (edited ) to random
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Forty five million minute phone call with my favourite father in law trouble shooting his discount smart watch because he is home alone and is worried he might die in his sleep without the thing on his wrist alerting him.

christ,
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@nealjennings NOT YET

christ,
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@nealjennings just the good one

christ, to HipHop
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🚨 🚨 ALARMA! ALARMA! 🚨 🚨

NEW PETE ROCK AND COMMON JUST DROPPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEdop3Wc-jc

#HipHop #TootRadio

christ, to random
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I think my neighbours put hashish in their BBQ?

christ,
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@nealjennings n. it's just some really good hash.

christ, to random
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“North Korean trebuchets yeet full diapers across the DMZ”

christ, to random
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TIL that Kevin Costner is from fuckin’ Compton

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Had this in my head all day, absolute wholesome banger
😎 Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew - The Spark 😎
CW: Flashing images
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=nV6uRftA-hM
Genre: Kid rap?? / Drum and bass
For fans of: ????

christ,
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@Shrigglepuss YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@Shrigglepuss adding to the office sonos playlist

christ, to random
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I LOVE THE NEXTDOOR APP

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Quick, what day is this and why

christ,
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@adhdeanasl It's a stat holiday here because a Queen died.

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While spending a little time in the wilderness of Québec, watering apple trees and enjoying the weather, here are some completely random pictures.

christ,
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@alex I've spent some summers in areas where they spray to control them. It's hard to describe the carnage. It was like walking on ice slippery style but it was warm bodies. /me shivers

christ, to random
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Sometimes I just toggle the traffic layer on and laugh and laugh and laugh.

christ, to random
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Huh. Huge eel heist at the airport.

christ, to random
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I have enough train points for a no out of pocket trip on business class with meals and drinks to Ottawa or Economy to Winnipeg.

christ,
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@alex fine. I'll go to Winnipeg.

christ,
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@alex this is me choosing my points trip https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg

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