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Sorl

@Sorl@goblin.camp

Demigirl. Autistic. Piecing together some kind of life. 36 years old.

Oddly enough, employed.

2 headmates in plural system: Rowan and Paul, but just call us Sorrel because the names are for distinctions between us not for other people to call us by.

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Binder, to random
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Tesla’s Oops All Crumple Zones commitment to engineering.

Sorl,
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@Binder even consulted with Cap'n Crunch

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    Sorl,
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    @Binder that is not a phrase I encounter so it seems odd this would be a reoccurring problem

    Sorl, to random
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    don't fucking pet me

    Sorl, to random
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    if i was a cat and somebody petted me I'd be that bitey motherfucker who is otherwise sweet as peaches

    Binder, to random
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    Neighbor told me he’s pleasantly surprised that I’m still alive, in case you needed a sense of what my vibe is like irl

    Sorl,
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    @Binder I think my neighbor was pleasantly surprised to see me in short shorts taking the garbage out but he was very respectful about it. I might just be vain.

    Binder, to random
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    Fly Like an Eagle is about the time Steve Miller encountered insects in Texas.

    Sorl,
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    @Binder I have a memory of encountering insects in Texas, specifically ants that look identical to harmless little black ants in Washington but were biting me for sitting on a log. In Washington I can be outdoors and enjoy my time there. Teenage me did not find the same to be true in Texas.

    Sorl, to knitting
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    I'm knitting a roly poly from a pattern. I deviated from the pattern when knitting the antennae, going from a photograph and using shaping techniques I've learned over the years. Here it is posing with a centipede plush.
    #knitting #isopod #WIP

    The pattern focuses on the rolling aspect of roly pollies, resulting in a curled body with ridges down the top. This also makes it narrower, lending it proportions more similar to a grub.

    Sorl, to random
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    just heard the phrase "thank you straight to hell"

    Sorl, to random
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    the fabled "touch grass"

    Binder, to random
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    When something is ‘subcutaneous’, that means it’s insufficiently cute.

    Sorl,
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    @Binder sub, cute anus

    18+ Sorl, to random
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    I have no business getting into the collage feature of Disco Elysium

    Sorl,
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    there was no "now kiss" button, I had to scroll through a variety of poses and try to find ones that were kissy compatible

    Sorl, to random
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    bite the hand that starves you

    Sorl, to random
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    "cost-sensitive customers" honest to fuck phrase in a grocery store training video

    Binder, to random
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    My police file refers to me as “ugh, THIS fuckin’ Guy Again”

    Sorl,
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    @croyle @Binder wearing nametags to the heist might have been a bad idea

    Sorl, to random
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    threading posts is for people who are thinking about what they're doing and want the stream of consciousness to be intelligible

    Binder, to random
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    I’m tired of Corn.

    Let’s try making High Fructose Syrup out of different things.

    High Fructose Onion Syrup.

    High Fructose Beef Syrup. High Fructose Bat Syrup. High Fructose Teak Syrup.

    High Fructose Diesel Syrup. High Fructose Bernoulli’s Principle Syrup. High Fructose Loggerheads Syrup. High Fructose Zeitgeist Syrup. High Fructose Vainglorious Syrup.

    Sorl,
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    @Binder please don't use bats to make syrup. I like bats being alive.

    Also gasoline but for different reasons than the bats.

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    Got to shower today so the bandages came off

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    Sorl,
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    @ray excellent natural look, and you appear to be healing well

    Sorl, to random
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    two step program to appreciate cowboys

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    Look at you with your Kitchen Scissors that are different from your Normal Scissors like some kind of Byzantine emperor.

    Sorl,
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    @GrimmReality If I can't take them apart and put them through the dishwasher I'm not using them to cut bacon into smaller pieces

    Sorl, to random
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    I drew this owl yesterday

    Sorl, to random
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    Help Us Avoid Foreclosure!

    My goal, $1000 is 1/16th of the backpayments we owe.

    $156/$1000

    Please donate if you can. I greatly appreciate boosts.

    For $25 I can crochet a basket for you in whatever colors you prefer from yarn already in my stash. I can make a basket in less than a week.

    Want a cat bed instead? I can simply make it shallower and leave out the handles.

    :boost_ok:

    Cashapp: $SorrelTyree

    https://paypal.me/sorreltyree

    The basket is not stiff like wicker, so it droops in a bit at the sides. It is plenty sturdy, however. The handles are conveniently on the rim, opposite one another.

    Sorl,
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    @JoshuaACNewman
    Thank you so much! Would you still like that to have side handles?

    Sorl,
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    @JoshuaACNewman Alright!

    Binder, to random
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    The fair folk always ride sidhe-saddle.

    Sorl,
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    @Binder "she-saddle"

    Binder, to random
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    Retasking the people who are Praying For Me w/ Listening to Bjork For Me as that’s an actual thing I won’t do which might benefit me.

    Sorl,
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    @Binder if other people listening to Bjork still benefits you, I think there are probably already people doing that. Not me, but people out there in the world.

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