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MissPixiePancake

@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading and chocolate. Love House of the Dragon and True Crime. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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MissPixiePancake, to animals
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When ewe need a group hug.

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MissPixiePancake, to random
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And thus, the phrase “rage against the machine” was born.

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MissPixiePancake, to animals
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Of course you’re not boring. I’m absolutely listening.

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MissPixiePancake, to animals
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A ninja knows no mercy.

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MissPixiePancake,
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@mikey Exactly. And ALL cats have the motive. 🥷

MissPixiePancake, to random
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My invisibility strategy is flawless.

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MissPixiePancake, to random
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When re-enactments go terribly wrong.

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MissPixiePancake, to animals
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When you swear you’ll eat more healthy, but Mitsy catches you eating M&Ms.

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MissPixiePancake, to random
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New rideshare advisory.

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MissPixiePancake, to random
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The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing. —Socrates

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MissPixiePancake, to random
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I like mine with mustard.

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MissPixiePancake, to random
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There has to be a link.

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MissPixiePancake, to animals
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Is your hair supposed to look like that?

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MissPixiePancake,
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Just for reference, this is an approximation of my hair on any given morning.

MissPixiePancake, to animals
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Possession is nine tenths of the law.

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MissPixiePancake, to animals
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Oh crap. I did not assemble this cat correctly. WHY did I buy a cat from IKEA?

MissPixiePancake, to random
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Check, check, and check.

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I’m retired, but I still have goals.

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dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
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Do you care about King Charles' coronation?

Please reply after taking the poll with your country and why you voted yes or no. Boosts appreciated for a wider demographic 😉

MissPixiePancake,
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@dancinyogi I’m from the U.S., and I’m not interested. Perhaps if Charles were a different kind of man. I was very invested in Diana, but those halcyon days are gone.

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MissPixiePancake,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I like to think of myself as a minor goddess. I command you to have a cookie or some Cheetos.

MissPixiePancake, to books
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I love this statue outside my local library.
#Reading #BoyWithBook #Book #Books #Library

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What. A. SHAME. Looks like #Missouri AG Fascist Bailey had to take down his little nazi report form!

MissPixiePancake,
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@Tweetfiction I concocted quite the scenario. I just hope he didn’t try to call me at home (a St. Louis Walmart.)

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