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FlockOfCats, 5 days ago to random I have to collect poop samples for my health check on Monday. I think the time has come for specimen no. 1 💩 Livestream starting soon!
I have to collect poop samples for my health check on Monday. I think the time has come for specimen no. 1 💩
Livestream starting soon!
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago May my aim be true 💩➡️⭐️
May my aim be true 💩➡️⭐️
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @kurau lol well played, sir 😂
@kurau lol well played, sir 😂
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @sleepytako 💯 And I think I’m approaching colonoscopy age so I can look forward to that. Literally a pain in the obit, but very important
@sleepytako 💯
And I think I’m approaching colonoscopy age so I can look forward to that. Literally a pain in the obit, but very important
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago Specimen acquired! 🎉
Specimen acquired! 🎉
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @pucetrailblazer how do they do poop tests in other places? 🤔
@pucetrailblazer how do they do poop tests in other places? 🤔
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago @insideoutsidemix lol, oh no. A poopberg 😂
@insideoutsidemix lol, oh no. A poopberg 😂
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago @brian lol no, just swab the surface :gosh: Nothing today. Fingers crossed for second sample tomorrow! :fingerguns:
@brian lol no, just swab the surface :gosh:
Nothing today. Fingers crossed for second sample tomorrow! :fingerguns:
thomasfuchs, 5 days ago to random “The Game Boy just turned 35 years old” Me: crumbles to dust
“The Game Boy just turned 35 years old”
Me: crumbles to dust
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @thomasfuchs Game Boy -> Game Approaching Middle-aged Man 😭
@thomasfuchs
Game Boy -> Game Approaching Middle-aged Man 😭
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random POV: you’re about to spend 1360 yen for plums and peaches 🍑 because you’re excited stone fruits are coming into season
POV: you’re about to spend 1360 yen for plums and peaches 🍑 because you’re excited stone fruits are coming into season
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @takosix yeah we’ve had cherries for a bit, but these were the first plums I saw 🤩
@takosix yeah we’ve had cherries for a bit, but these were the first plums I saw 🤩
liztai, 5 days ago to random Also called, "How to trigger an Asian" 😆 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/3RmgQhC51CCJTZyr/?mibextid=w8EBqM
Also called, "How to trigger an Asian" 😆
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/3RmgQhC51CCJTZyr/?mibextid=w8EBqM
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @liztai It doesn’t just work on Asians 😂 video/mp4
@liztai
It doesn’t just work on Asians 😂
video/mp4
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random It is wild that people send me documents with formatting that fits 4 or five words per line 🫠 (Text replaced to make it shareable 😇)
It is wild that people send me documents with formatting that fits 4 or five words per line 🫠
(Text replaced to make it shareable 😇)
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago This is single-spaced, 12-pt Times New Roman 🫠
This is single-spaced, 12-pt Times New Roman 🫠
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @kurau lol :oof:
@kurau lol :oof:
FlockOfCats, 6 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random Squid?
Squid?
FlockOfCats, 6 days ago Squid opinion is divided 🦑
Squid opinion is divided 🦑
FlockOfCats, 6 days ago @beeftacos I left it open. I think most people assumed food, but there are other interpretations! video/mp4
@beeftacos I left it open. I think most people assumed food, but there are other interpretations!
thomasfuchs, 7 days ago to random Important personal news, I just made Shakshuka
Important personal news, I just made Shakshuka
FlockOfCats, 7 days ago @thomasfuchs 👀 I was unaware of this dish but it looks amazing! I will see if I can procure feta (😭). Thanks for sharing!
👀 I was unaware of this dish but it looks amazing! I will see if I can procure feta (😭). Thanks for sharing!